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Re-posting this silly thing that I made a couple years ago, I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, Hannukah, Yule, Soltice etc., whatever you believe in or even if you don't believe in anything at all, I wish you all the best in the coming year! 
'twas the night before Christmas
and I was all outta luck
not a grinder was whirring
in custom shop Buck
So I sanded and stropped
my blades with all care
in hopes that MagnaClaus
soon would be there
When all of a sudden
such a noise did I hear
it freaked out the cat
and I spit out my beer
I ran outside
and what did I see?
CJ Buck hauling a**
in an old SUV
He was laughing and throwing
out boxes labeled PRO
to all the little Buck nuts
under the mistletoe
He winked as he threw out a box to me
stuck his head out the window, and shouted with glee:
"On 3V and 30V, both folding and fixie,
on D2, 420, and 5160!"
Then he roared as he floored it
the crazy old nutter:
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD CUTTER!!"
'twas the night before Christmas
and I was all outta luck
not a grinder was whirring
in custom shop Buck
So I sanded and stropped
my blades with all care
in hopes that MagnaClaus
soon would be there
When all of a sudden
such a noise did I hear
it freaked out the cat
and I spit out my beer
I ran outside
and what did I see?
CJ Buck hauling a**
in an old SUV
He was laughing and throwing
out boxes labeled PRO
to all the little Buck nuts
under the mistletoe
He winked as he threw out a box to me
stuck his head out the window, and shouted with glee:
"On 3V and 30V, both folding and fixie,
on D2, 420, and 5160!"
Then he roared as he floored it
the crazy old nutter:
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD CUTTER!!"
