Two drunk Hogs, a fire, and a really mad wife!

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Well yesterday 737NG and I decided that since we had the day off it would be a good idea to play with some of our Busse knives and maybe make a small fire out back. Here is a short narrative of our day with pics to help explain.

Sitting out in the back yard we got a fire going right of the bat using various Busses (Rats and Dogs included). Chopping logs and 2x4's having a good time.

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Well of course every good Hog knows you can't really enjoy INFI without Scotch. Now this is where the trouble started, after a few hours of BS'n and sipping on Gold Label and Dalmore we realized we were running out of wood. I got the bright idea that is was about time to get rid of a dead tree in my yard and turn it into firewood. So of course this also would have been a good time to realize that maybe we were not in the best of shape to attempt this feat due to the fact that both bottles were now empty.

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But hey were Hogs and INFI will make the job easy. Here are the final results.

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Oops!:eek:

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Unfortunately my wife was now home from work and got to witness the fence smashing Hog style. Yeah she was pretty pi$$ed at us, especially me, but in the end we got our mission accomplished and got to enjoy the fruits of our labor.:D

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hahahahahahahaha! has she determined your punishment yet?
 
hahahahahahahaha! has she determined your punishment yet?

Well I figure if I don't hide the empty bottles before she decides, she might just break one over my head as punishment and throw the other at 737NG.:(
 
hehehehe!!! :D :D

Ummmm... just trying to make some access to the lake honey... really. :)

Great pics... and story.
Thanks for sharing.
 
Amazing how those Busse family blades make such smooth cuts! LOL

Where are you located? That sure looks like St Augustine grass.

Rob
 
That is way too funny! Thanks for sharing. The way I got it figured, if the only damage was the fence, then what's the problem??
 
Wow!! That little GW cut so fast it made saw dust and also some nice sharp cuts at that...You gotta love them Busse :D
 
That is way too funny! Thanks for sharing. The way I got it figured, if the only damage was the fence, then what's the problem??

This is the way I saw it too, but when I share that opinion with her I just don't seem to get the positive results I was hoping for.:confused:
 
This is the way I saw it too, but when I share that opinion with her I just don't seem to get the positive results I was hoping for.:confused:

Sometimes women don't see the bigger picture of our basic genetically driven need to tame the wild. I think the involvement of alcohol in the task is what confuses them. ;)

Great story, thanks. :thumbup:
 
Well, admittedly I'm a little liberal for a woman, but if the only damage was to the fence, what's the problem? :confused:
 
This is the way I saw it too, but when I share that opinion with her I just don't seem to get the positive results I was hoping for.:confused:

Wives can be that way sometimes. LOL

Just rest assured that you will be paying for this long after the fence is repaired. LOL

Some cut flowers from Winn Dixie might help for the very short term.

Getting out of sight is one of my favorite tactics.

Rob
 
Problem? The shortest section is still tall enough to inhibit the gators and 'dillos from coming over the fence!

Sounds like it was a great time!
 
Wow...you can't even begin to imagine the memories your story has brought back of my buddy and i working at the ex-family in law boating and camping resort. The times we had. The trouble we caused. oh boy......good times. We even got to destroy a house and have a huge bon-fire on the levee burning kitchen cabinets, doors....all kinds of stuff. I'll tell ya...working the John Deere with a good buzz and a good friend don't really catch life much better. Thanks, Peace, John
 
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