Two Idahoans are out huntin`

Grandsuave

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My mom sent me this joke and I'm still chuckling over it! :D



Two Idahoians are out hunting, and as they're walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?" The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says "There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind em. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"


And the old farmer said... "Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!"
 
When I get moved to my place in Idaho Im gonna have to me mad about this... BUT until then I will just LMAO!!!!HA!!

Lemme guess that joke came from Montana..LOL...
 
I just have two questions


So what did you and Skunk do then?


Did you hear the goat hit bottom?
 
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Two University of Alabama students were out hunting, and one managed to shoot a sizeable buck. Each student grabbed a rear hoof and with considerable difficulty they started dragging the deer toward their vehicle. It was hard going, and one of them remembered reading in Field and Stream that dragging a deer buy the antlers was preferable because the rearward lay of the hair would make the deer glide over the ground better, so they decided to do so.

After several minutes of dragging, one of them noted that it was indeed easier to drag a deer by the head. "Yeah," said the other, "but we're getting further and further from the truck."
 
MikeH said:
Two University of Alabama students were out hunting, and one managed to shoot a sizeable buck. Each student grabbed a rear hoof and with considerable difficulty they started dragging the deer toward their vehicle. It was hard going, and one of them remembered reading in Field and Stream that dragging a deer buy the antlers was preferable because the rearward lay of the hair would make the deer glide over the ground better, so they decided to do so.

After several minutes of dragging, one of them noted that it was indeed easier to drag a deer by the head. "Yeah," said the other, "but we're getting further and further from the truck."
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Now that's funny!!
 
MikeH said:
Two University of Alabama students were out hunting, and one managed to shoot a sizeable buck. Each student grabbed a rear hoof and with considerable difficulty they started dragging the deer toward their vehicle. It was hard going, and one of them remembered reading in Field and Stream that dragging a deer buy the antlers was preferable because the rearward lay of the hair would make the deer glide over the ground better, so they decided to do so.

After several minutes of dragging, one of them noted that it was indeed easier to drag a deer by the head. "Yeah," said the other, "but we're getting further and further from the truck."
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Hmmm. Way I heard it, it was two Auburn students, and it was really a cow they mistook for a deer. :p :D
 
Tuscaloosa police pulled a Bama student over for speeding on McFarland Blvd. Cop approached the window and said,
"Hey, boy, you got any I.D.?", and the kid replied,
"'Bout whut?"
 
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