Ugly Is As Ugly Does...

Mistwalker

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A preview of the latest article I submitted for the website, as a bit of light reading for the Friday faithful who still hang out here in the forum :)

Ugly Is As Ugly Does...
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Andy Roy has a philosophy that “life is just too short to carry an ugly knife”. For which I am very glad because he makes very nice knives, some of which are my absolute favorites, and that philosophy shows in his work. I agree with his philosophy for the most part, in as much as life simply is too short to not own and carry nice things. Things that we enjoy having and looking at as much as we enjoy using them. Yet, having been at ground zero a few times when things went seriously askew, I do have one caveat. There are some not-so-nice days in our lives, and sometimes it's just having to work out in really bad weather conditions, when our nice knives can use a little backup from an ugly friend to get the job done. This would be why my every-day-carry items are a team of tools that, in my personal opinion, complement each other rather well.

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I've carried a set of multi-colored titanium and carbon fiber chopsticks almost every day since I bought them 6 years ago. My daughters and I love oriental foods, and my youngest and I love sushi, so I bought a set for each of us. I find them very aesthetically pleasing, and they have a great feel and balance. I certainly prefer looking at them over the cheap, and if I may say so “ugly”, disposable ones and all three of us enjoy using them, so it's a win win. Plus by my reckoning, just between my youngest and I, that's around 1,300 sets of disposable chopsticks and their wrappers we haven't thrown in the trash. With them being two-pieced-and-threaded, they come in a nice compartmentalized pouch that conveniently disappears in a shirt pocket. Several years, and lots of use, later they still look and function as new. Awesome stuff in my opinion, and totally worth the expense. I've been so pleased with them, that I've even gifted sets to friends as well.

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I think most of us who venture out away from home regularly, have a tendency to go prepared to cope with whatever environment we are heading into as best we can. Or at least as best we know how, in order to suit our own needs from our own experiences in life. I try to always have at least some cash on me because the card readers aren't always working, and sometimes I really need to buy things to get me through my day. I have kept a small flashlight to hand for as long as they have been making decent small flashlights. Because just like the card readers, the lights aren't always working either and the big light in the sky is only there half the time. These days, thanks both to modern technology and my dependence on it, I almost always have a portable back up power source in my bag for charging my phone. Yet even years later, it's still a habit to have a charging cord on me just in case I am out and about longer than I meant to be, and the backup power supply is depleted. I feel that in some instances, having redundant systems is simply a very good idea.

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I suppose by now most people who follow my work, know that I prefer small fixed blades for pocket knives over the ones that fold, and the reasons are pretty simple. This type of knife is one of the things that drew me to Fiddleback Forge Knives more than ten years ago. Fixed blades, specs and dimensions all being equal, are hands down more durable and more hygienic than their folding counterparts. When you're work – and your children – seem to always keep you on the move, living on a tight budget, and eating just whenever you can get around to it, keeping the gunk cleaned out of all the nooks and crannies of a folding knife used for food prep can be a real pain. Where as cleaning up a fixed blade, as most of us know from our kitchen knives, is usually quite simple, and nn my life there is seldom a surplus of simplicity.

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However the one folding tool that I do like to always have with me, especially in urbanized environments, is a good quality multi-tool. In pretty much any modern city the vast majority of materials we will find ourselves working with, regardless of circumstance, will be synthetic rather than organic in nature. That is to say there will be a lot more metals, plastics, vinyl, and fiberglass in an urban environment than wood or leather. And when it comes to working with these materials serrated edges, metal saws, and files are usually going to be more useful than a plane-edged knife blade will be. This Leatherman® Supertool 300 is the heaviest multi-tool I own. It is part of a collective of ugly tools put together specifically for ugly circumstances, and the smaller of two “ugly knives” (the other being a U.S. Navy issue combat survival knife) that have lived in my get home bag for several years. Both of them have helped me do just that on more than one occasion. I won't mind if that is never the case with some of the other items in the kit, like the quick clot, tourniquet, and spare magazines for instance.

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Under more civilized circumstances, the multi-tool I have on me daily for contingency use is a Leatherman® Wave. I like the convenience of how the primary blades and tools are placed, and I like that the serrated blade is very easy to access and locks in place. Because I like having it around for the rougher and nastier cutting chores I don't want to subject my nicer knives to, and we all know that stuff happens. Another reason I really like having it on hand in urbanized environments, is because a good multi-tool is the handiest gadget I know of when it comes to making other tools out of scrounged materials in a pinch.

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In another case, perhaps a more unusual one for most people, I tied the Wave to a stick and used the extended reach to collect a sprig of mistletoe for a friend. There will be more on that story in another article later because it had to be re-written. It was originally meant as a seasonal piece for New Years, because it happened in the last week of December on the Friday before New Years Eve. However a delay was caused by the policy of the hotel where the story was centered, when I refused to pay them $1,000 for a photography release so I could use their entryway and logo in one of the illustration photos for the piece. I just don't have it in me to pay someone for the privilege of giving their company more exposure, but I digress. The point here is that it was much less stressful for me to attach a $100 multi-tool to a stick, and shove it up into a tree cutting branches with it, than it would have been to do that with a $300 handmade knife. And I'm sure the saw made quicker work of the task than a plane-edged knife would have as well.

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So in the end, yes I do very much agree that life is simply far too short to carry nothing but ugly tools. I was there myself a long time ago, stuck in some horribly ugly circumstances, and I don't miss those days or the ugliness within even a little. The day I met Andy Roy years ago I was, as was usual in those days, carrying knives made for severely deteriorated circumstances and/or war. I am glad I was able to move past those days, and to be honest Andy played a huge role in that happening. Yet for me there were some extremely valuable lessons learned in those dark ugly days. As the teacher wrote in the book of Ecclesiastes, “For everything there is a season”, and it has been my experience that ugly tools can be very handy in ugly circumstances and life certainly isn't always pretty.

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Brian,
I am still looking for the ugly gear??

Where might a guy find those chopsticks? I still cheat and leave the wooden ones attached so I have a "spring" but I will eventually get better.
Bill
 
Brian,
I am still looking for the ugly gear??

Where might a guy find those chopsticks? I still cheat and leave the wooden ones attached so I have a "spring" but I will eventually get better.
Bill

Lol, thanks for the moral support Bill! It's good to know I may not be the only odd duck in this pond. But I guess, when compared to the FF knives, most people would see my contingency gear as being at least somewhat ugly, and in the current times I suppose I agree. But they earned a place in my life and my heart long ago when I learned of their true values in some very ugly times. I keep them around to already have in place should things turn ugly again...
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The chopsticks are made by Spartan Blades. It was something Curtis and Mark came up with based on their military experiences in the Special Forces, and from being station in Okinawa where the ugly bamboo chopsticks aren't free they costed them $5 a set years ago when they were stationed there, and the guys in the military wanted a take down option so they would easily fit in a pocket out of sight. Right now I am not seeing them on the Spartan Blades website, but Knife Center has some of the green multi-colored ones in stock.

https://www.knifecenter.com/item/SN...tanium-with-carbon-fiber-handles-nylon-sheath

The ones I have and the ones my oldest has are unique, and one of a kinds. They were from the first test run. The gold multi-colored like I have, and the odd teal green ones Sarah has, aren't offered for sale after that test. I bought Alayna the blue multi-colored ones. I gave a lady friend, whose hands show up in some of my articles, the pink multi-colored ones. So far we all love them.
 
I like burls and fancy things well enough IF they are work well. That said, while i have GB axes, my Favs are Pa and Me axes 60-125yrs old. They still work beautifully.
Bill

Same here, my tastes vary my need lol.

Good read as always Brian and nice Babyboot!

Thanks Greg! :)

cool. I thought I was opening a thread about @allen456

Lol, not really my style. Thumper was a wise little rabbit. If all I have to say about somebody is something bad, I'd prefer to just talk about something else entirely and forego talking about them, or to them, at all :)
 
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Brian,
I am still looking for the ugly gear??

Where might a guy find those chopsticks? I still cheat and leave the wooden ones attached so I have a "spring" but I will eventually get better.
Bill
Mark and Curtis are currently in Germany for th

Mark and Curtis are currently in Germany for a show, and probably hanging out with some of their buddies in the 10th Special Forces over there for a while, so I haven't gotten an answer yet but it may be that the Chopsticks have been discontinued and what the dealers have are all that are left of them I don't know yet.
 
They haven't been discontinued per se...or at least not for sure. They said they may make a comeback next year, but right now they are focusing their machining resources on complex folding knives for the moment.
 
Brian,
I am still looking for the ugly gear??
Bill

There were some ugly times in the darker days, when I saw the original MK3 I had as being rather lovely. Had I not had it, or something else very similar in purpose, I likely wouldn't be here to type this out today. But had I taken a second to express that sentiment at the time, it probably wouldn't have been too dissimilar to Tom Cruise's description of what was beautiful, and how so, in the movie Taps.
 
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