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TheWayOfTheGun1

TheWayOfTheGun1

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Newbie question to all the experienced hogs here.. How long does it usually take to find out if ya scored something or not based on past experience?
 
I wonder if there is an INFI score board that gets subtracted from as they get hogged up?
 
MORIMOTOM said:
not long. after monday, before december.
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While Mark is generally the very font of wisdom, he may be a bit pessimistic here.

It all depends on the sheer volume of the mayhem.

The crew will hit the mails starting Monday at the latest. There'll be checking and assembling, there'll be QCing and then Jerry must wave his magic wand over the final list (INFI, natch).

I'd say we'd be lucky to hear by the middle of next week -- and it could be as late as two weeks from now.

I could be wrong, though. If Jerry will let someone give Amy-o a Red Bull ... well, everything could happen at somewhere close to light speed!! :eek:
 
OldPhysics said:
I could be wrong, though. If Jerry will let someone give Amy-o a Red Bull ... well, everything could happen at somewhere close to light speed!! :eek:
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with enough red bull, as she approached light speed, she could travel back in time and email us last wednesday.
 
MORIMOTOM said:
with enough red bull, as she approached light speed, she could travel back in time and email us last wednesday.
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Honestly, I don't think Amy-o would do that.

As you approach light-speed, your mass increases. Particularly once you get to about 0.96c. I seriously doubt Amy-o would permit anything like that!! :eek:

She probably limits herself to 0.5c or so...
 
OldPhysics said:
Honestly, I don't think Amy-o would do that.

As you approach light-speed, your mass increases. Particularly once you get to about 0.96c. I seriously doubt Amy-o would permit anything like that!! :eek:

She probably limits herself to 0.5c or so...
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but with the proper application of red bull, it would be entirely involuntary.


maybe a mainline.... 360joules?????
 
Thanks for the replies.. well if i dont score, i at least have cash for the ASH and Scotch dispenser....

Thats if i survive my jump off the statue of Liberty!!!!!!
 
OldPhysics said:
I could be wrong, though. If Jerry will let someone give Amy-o a Red Bull ... well, everything could happen at somewhere close to light speed!! :eek:
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:eek:

Last time that happend, people where getting confirmation emails BEFORE they hit the send button! Something about the speed Amy-0 was moving and the space-time continuum... OP, you should be able to explain that, what happens when the speed of light is outclassed by the speed of Amy-0 :eek: :D
 
is it possible that the laws of relativity cease to exist as amy-0 approaches light speed as the result of caffiene?

as amy-0's speed approaches the speed of light, her mass remains the same, as the mass of everything else in the universe increases.
 
This could also be one of the causes of the "Busse Time" phenomena we are witness to on a regular basis...
 
OldPhysics said:
Honestly, I don't think Amy-o would do that.

As you approach light-speed, your mass increases. Particularly once you get to about 0.96c. I seriously doubt Amy-o would permit anything like that!! :eek:

She probably limits herself to 0.5c or so...
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Thats it! The answer!

The secret to Infi! Jerry hands Amy-0 a chunk of 420j and a redbull. The resulting speed causes the 420j to undergo significant changes and an increase in mass. As for the nitrogen you ask? Well, liquid nitrogen is sprayed at her to prevent her from going up in smoke due to the speed and a larger burst of it is to slow her down when the treatment is done!

Yeah... It all makes sense now!
 
ColdOne said:
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Last time that happend, people where getting confirmation emails BEFORE they hit the send button! Something about the speed Amy-0 was moving and the space-time continuum... OP, you should be able to explain that, what happens when the speed of light is outclassed by the speed of Amy-0 :eek: :D
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I'll have to check the generative equations for manifolds...but I'm pretty sure that would start up a new universe.
 
MORIMOTOM said:
is it possible that the laws of relativity cease to exist as amy-0 approaches light speed as the result of caffiene?

as amy-0's speed approaches the speed of light, her mass remains the same, as the mass of everything else in the universe increases.
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Naaaah!

I mean...Amy-o is extremely important to US...but the universe, well...

Besides, if universal mass increased, then Amy-o would become LESS significant. And that's just silly!! :eek: :)
 
Go to the home forum, and look at the first five time stamps where people reply to Jerry's GO! post.

I think Amy-0 is already at work.
 
Usually you find out within a week or so and pending on what model and such will depend when you get dinged for it and then when its shipped.
 
OldPhysics said:
Honestly, I don't think Amy-o would do that.

As you approach light-speed, your mass increases. Particularly once you get to about 0.96c. I seriously doubt Amy-o would permit anything like that!! :eek:

She probably limits herself to 0.5c or so...
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OK BOY.... You crossed the line there:grumpy:

What the hell are you talking about:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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