UK student on US "crime spree."

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"A student is planning to carry out a crime spree by travelling across the United States and breaking weird local laws along the way.

Richard Smith, 23, will risk being arrested for falling asleep in a cheese factory in South Dakota and going whale-hunting in landlocked Utah.

He intends to break about 40 strange state and town laws as he crosses America, starting from the former prison island of Alcatraz in San Francisco Bay.

His 18,000-mile journey across the continent will end in Hartford, Connecticut, where it is illegal to cross the road while walking on your hands.

Mr Smith, from Portreath, Cornwall, said: "I am not really one of those people who likes going away and sitting by a pool. I want a purpose, and this seemed perfect."

The inspiration for his criminal crusade came while he was playing a board game which included details of a law forbidding widows in Florida from going parachuting on Sundays.

He has since discovered that it is illegal to play cards against a Native American in Globe, Arizona; to drive around the town square in Oxford, Mississippi more than 100 times on a single occasion; to say "oh boy" in Jonesborough, Georgia; and to play golf in the streets of Albany, New York. He plans to challenge all those laws.

Mr Smith, a journalism student at Cornwall College Camborne, estimates the challenge will take him eight weeks."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...aw26.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/02/26/ixworld.html

maximus otter
 
Now what would be funny is if he hadnt researched it fully and "Whale hunting in Utah" carried a minimum sentence of 35 years....
 
bladefixation2 said:
Now what would be funny is if he hadnt researched it fully and "Whale hunting in Utah" carried a minimum sentence of 35 years....


not to mention you might end up with a gal that is double coyote ugly (you know the kind you want to chew an arm and a leg off before you get out of bed so you don't wake her?)


sorry in advance if this gets moved, not my intention.
 
I always said Ruddy Students have too much time on their hands!

Sounds like fun though, doesnt it?
 
I think it might be fun to liven up the streets of Albany with a putt or two, but I don't know about testing the patience of law enforcement in Mississippi.

You might not be getting that particular Ruddy Student back again any time soon. :p
 
I had a look at the UK laws and sadly a lot of them are either not dumb, not true or long since repealed. :(

So much for zany Brits.

Andrew.
 
" Mr Smith, a journalism student at Cornwall College Camborne, estimates the challenge will take him eight weeks."


With time off for good behavior, he oughta' make parole in six.
 
A.W.U.K. said:
I had a look at the UK laws and sadly a lot of them are either not dumb, not true or long since repealed. :(

So much for zany Brits.

Andrew.
There's lots of dumb laws in the UK, as any knife enthusiast knows. Unfortunately, they're not the humourous kind of dumb. :grumpy:
 
Yeah that's real cool. Export your sociopathic British ruffians intent on a life of crime to the colonies! :rolleyes: This ain't Devil's Island or Botany Bay, Gol Dang it!!

If he's still on the lam by the time he reaches our great Lone Star State, I'll see that he's lynched fer even thinkin' bout lookin' at my goats sideways! :mad: And if he rides side-saddle into town, orders milk at the bar, insults ol' Shelby's chilli, fails to remove his frickin' bowler, or mentions one bad thing about Saint Landry and our beloved Cowboys, he's gonna git sanded, branded, and de-man-ded (that's removal of the crown jewels sans anesthesia, fer you tea timing Tower of Ben people) before we stretch'im!!!

Keep yer hooligans at home!!! :D
 
Give him some Texas justice!
We've got afew thousand football hooligans here you could sort out too! At least in the States, the hooligans are ON the pitch! (or field!?)
AND you get Cheerleaders too!! Im sure our Foootball fans would be better behaved IF we had Cheerleaders!
 
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