Ultimate Knife Web Site

Somehow the Deathsickle seems simply delicious. Even on those sweltering summer days... Yum. :D :D

Edit: AHA! Look at the bottom of the page...

"This page is not to be taken seriously".
 
Their use of the words "ultimate","vanquishing of enemies",torture","pure death " et al.had me slavering for their "The Ultimate EDC".Too bad. :p
 
After the introduction of the Miracle Blade 3 Perfection Series, we had to take it one step further. We introduce the all new Miracle Blade X Divinity. This sword actually has a micro- processor inside of it, making it work to its user's wishes. If the user is unskilled however, then it will rely on its AI and overwhelm the user. This is one of our finest blades as it surpasses most others is power, sharpness, speed, and overall ability.
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I've gotta get me one of those. Microprocessor-controlled deanimation! Or does the computer control the blood splatter?
 
Do note, however, the webmaster's disclaimer at the bottom of every page

Copyright: Joivan Hedrick 2005 (not really, but I figured I should just throw this in here)
This page is not to be taken seriously.
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bama_lou is, probably, the only person who reads well-consealed things in small font.... :)

Great find!
 
acolonelofcorn said:
dead link :grumpy:
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Oh well, you missed a good laugh.

Let this be a lesson to you: Read bladeforums.com more often! :D
 
benchmademan said:
anyone have a 'dork ops' link?
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this site features dork ops knives along with their overwritten Hype descriptions:
savsons swords and knives

My favorite quotes:
"The choil-notch doubles as both a bottle opener and peacemaker-its’ deployment and use is a great bar fight deterrent in exotic third world locales."

"sharp enough to smash through canopies" LOL!

"Choice of military Hard Anodized (IR Invisible) finish or Carbon Black Titanium CarboNitride (TiCN) vacuum deposited finish, designed to shed the micro-fine airborne sand of Middle-eastern deserts"

"The handle is made of a low-durometer, high tensile aramid composite that is impervious to everything from aviation fuel to Al Qaeda bodily fluids"
 
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