Uncle Bill's Truisms

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This is something I've been compiling for a while. Hope you all enjoy them. Especially you Bill. :p

Blessings from the computer shack in Reno.
Can't help.
Always good help.
Thanks for good help.
It's old Uncle Bill back at the screen.
Some beautiful stuff and thanks.
More good help and thanks. The forumites know more than I do.
Great stuff and thanks.
Have a happy.
Grainline is just that and not a crack. Might develop into crack but doubt it. Superglue should fix it if it does.
The dust bunnies are not the least bit interested but I think this is good stuff and thanks.

"We're all brothers and sisters that walk on this planet no matter our race, creed, religion, ignorance, or what."
That's the way we should live our lives and the way we should behave on this forum....

Bruise has a ten pound hammer you might borrow to try to loosen it up.

"Probably because we're all conditioned to want whatever we see on TV."
Especially some of the girls.

Nice stuff and thanks.
Good stuff and thanks.
Always good and expert help around. Thanks.
Mine go under the bed, too, cared for by the infamous dust bunnies.
Hell, you're just a kid.
Interesting stuff and thanks.

Too bad it's only the cajones.
I had fantasies about retiring out as the world's oldest porn star but had to give them up as I hear parts transplanted from elephants do not work well on humans.

That's the way most people did business when I was a kid. I just never grew up.
Many thanks for report from the field.
Beautiful work, Sarge, and thanks for sharing.
That which was lost is found.
Pen, you are a man of many talents.
Good stuff from one of the good guys.
Advice from dust bunnies -- leave everything alone. Nice pix.
Fine, detailed report from the field.
The dust bunnies said they'd take it when you got tired of it.
It's a hell of a world we live in today.
Today's the day that changed our lives forever.
What do I know?
Prayers work.
First things first.
I'll leave the humping to the younger set.
What the hell's wrong with the pictures? Back to the drawing board.

I have this special trail clearing khukuri........
I have this special Hanshee........
I have this special villager……..

Sorry. GTT = gone to Texas.
Debt is good.
One more time -- debt is good.
Can't remember that far back.
The dust bunnies are experts.

It looks like the Caveman is back full force.
Your problem is you like everything -- even one legged dancing girls - and once in a great while even me.

Remember, many times what we view as a curse in the present turns out to be a blessing in the future. Don't worry about it a lot. Things have a way of working out. Trust me on this one.

It may take me out but I'll be damned if I'm going to let it scare me. Just pass the Camels, Heineken and the morphine and I'll be fine.

All gone. Stay tuned.
 
I think its a great post Steve, but i'll leave this one to the experts;)


~Jake
 
Aardvark said:
My gosh, Steve, how could you have missed THAT one???
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That's why I come here. You guys keep me straight! :p My brain and two others just like it make one good one. :)

Steve
 
LOL !!!
another one for you:

"Blems for (insert date here). Pix and deals". :)
 
Five minutes worth of rust removal saves you $100.

Good for a hundred years.

Thirty cents a day and all the rice you can eat.

No thanks to the Nepali shipping staff.

The kamis probably used it to fire the forge.
 
Today's will be the most memorable for me:

Just live the adventure with me and try to benefit in some way from it.
 
Can't find a thing wrong with it, but Yangdu says it's a blem, so it is.
 
Yangdu grew up using khukuris and still uses the khukuri for some kitchen chores here in Reno -- like butchering chickens. But she has had to move her khukuri operation outside where she uses a 4 by 12 for a butcher block, this after she split three conventional cutting boards into shreds and destroyed our kitchen counter to boot.
 
ferguson said:
That's why I come here. You guys keep me straight! :p My brain and two others just like it make one good one. :)

Steve
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"My brain and two others just like it make one good one."

Bill said that once too didn't he.:p ;) :D
 
Too bad we can't post the "truisms" he utters and mutters when you are face to face with him.
 
Aardvark said:
Can't find a thing wrong with it, but Yangdu says it's a blem, so it is.
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That's one of my favorites in my short time.

Thanks Ferguson....good thread.
 
Rod Allen said:
Yes good thread. Fenryr your like the scarlet pimpernel here there and everywhere ;)
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Wasn't me, didn't do it and unless you got pictures, it didn't happen :p

or to quote Eddie Izzard "I was on the moon at the time....with Steve"

Got the chakma cleaned yet?
 
Uncle Bill writing about Biltons... "Will make a nice neck knife or if you're so inclined you can tape one to the inside of your thigh and play like you're a Sherpa girl."

:D

Or sometimes if you e-mail you get a reply like..

no

only horn

Here's one I dug up. He posted it about a week after I got my first khukuri.

"Bruise, I've got this great little BAS that says it wants to go North."




I hope you get well, Uncle Bill.
 
"If I don't win for the best bottle opener cho I am going to delete this entire thread -- and maybe Bladeforums. I'm thinking about a way to delete the world. I am a poor loser."

man... that thread is awesome...
 
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