"Uncle Russ, why do you keep your knives so sharp?"

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This was a question asked of me by my 6 year old nephew, he's just started noticing I always have pocketknives on me, and he's starting to get curious

First, we were talking about the tomato plants I have growing in my Aerogardens, one of them, downstairs in the kitchen is a "Golden Harvest" yellow cherry tomato, and one of them upstairs is a "Micro Tom" dwarf cherry tomato plant, I was telling him how small the Micro is, he asked me how tall it would get compared to the Golden we were looking at

I got out my Swisstool to measure it
"Boy, Uncle Russ, that tool has a lot of stuff, what else does it have?"

I showed him the toolset, he was transfixed, then he asked the pivotal question posted above

I explained to him that a sharp knife is safer than a dull one, and to demonstrate, I picked one of the ripe, yummy cherry tomatoes, found one of the dull steak knives in the knife drawer, we went over to the cutting board and I had him *try* to cut the tomato with the steak knife....

He squished it, squirting the seeds all over the cutting board, then ate the tomato

So, Logan, how hard did you have to push on that knife to try to cut the tomato?

"I didn't cut it, I squished it, I was pushing hard"

Now, watch this...
I grabbed another cherry tomato, opened the plain edge blade on the Swisstool, rested it on the tomato, and using no weight or pressure, pulled back on the knife, the Swisstool cut the tomato cleanly in half, no squishing, no juices, nothing, a surgically clean cut

He was *amazed*!

So, Logan, what knife do you think is safer?
"the sharp one"

We then discussed why it cut so cleanly, and more importantly, why it was so important to use knives safely, I ended the subject letting him know that getting cut accidentally is par for the course with sharp knives, especially if you're careless, but it's nothing to be afraid of, it happens to everyone, yes, even *me*, and the best part about getting a cut from a razor sharp knife (if there can be a "best part" ;) ) is that the cut doesn't hurt very much, and it heals quickly and cleanly

I think he's beginning to understand, he's been showing a lot more interest in my knives lately, and once he matures a little more, I think there may be a Victorinox SwissChamp in it for him, it's definitely a great first cutting tool for a curious youngster....

And I *KNOW* he'll respect the blade after seeing what a sharp knife can do

Yep, gotta' start 'em young...
 
Hi,

Good for you and him. Uncles and Grandfathers are an important part of learning in life. It's a great thing that you are doing for him.

dalee
 
That's what uncles are for. Sometimes it's easier to ask Uncle Russ than Dad.

Good show.
 
Unfortunately, schools being what they are these days, you will also have to start teaching him that he cannot bring that knife to school :thumbdn:
A young girl in my area just got zapped for bringing a cake to school together with a cake knife to cut the cake. The teacher cut the cake, then turned in the little girl for having a 'weapon'. Her parents screamed bloody murder and got the suspension stopped.:thumbup:
 
Sadly, that goes without saying, when Logan gets his SwissChamp (that's gotta be heaven for someone his age, all those tools!, screwdrivers, scissors, saws, a *magnifying glass*, I daresay he'd find the tools more useful than the blades

he'll also learn when it's okay to use it and when it's not, and there are some places where he can't take it (wherever his parents say he can't, to school...) and learn to use the right tool for the job (knife blades are not screwdrivers)

He'll also learn to sharpen it himself, first on the Sharpmaker, then on a sharpening stone, it's not enough to have a nice knife/multitool, it must be cared for properly and not abused

It's also funny, a couple weeks ago, I was slicing up some fresh Genovese Basil with my Case Peanut for a lasagna that I was making, and I accidentally cut the corner of my left index finger, near the right hand side of the nail, thankfully the Peanut was razor sharp, Logan and Sage (my niece) were watching me cut the basil, I *KNOW* they saw me cut myself, and since actions speak louder than words, all I did was apply direct pressure to the cut for a couple minutes, then slap on a small band-aid and continue on as if nothing had happened, treating the cut as thoroughly mundane and unimportant

I'd like to think it made them realize that minor cuts are not worth getting all bent out of shape and emotional over, accidents happen, you fix them and continue on as normal, it's not the end of the world, heck, it's not even a momentary annoyance....
 
We were riding to town for a business dinner and my wife said "Oh darn, I missed a spot" I asked what she was talking about. You all know how women try to distract you when driving! She said, "I need your knife." I gave her my pocket knife and she proceedes to shave the spot she missed on her leg. I guess this is the Jeff Foxworthy answer to "Why to keep a knife so sharp". Happy trails, Dean
 
It's also funny, a couple weeks ago, I was slicing up some fresh Genovese Basil with my Case Peanut for a lasagna that I was making, and I accidentally cut the corner of my left index finger, near the right hand side of the nail, thankfully the Peanut was razor sharp, Logan and Sage (my niece) were watching me cut the basil, I *KNOW* they saw me cut myself, and since actions speak louder than words, all I did was apply direct pressure to the cut for a couple minutes, then slap on a small band-aid and continue on as if nothing had happened, treating the cut as thoroughly mundane and unimportant

I'd like to think it made them realize that minor cuts are not worth getting all bent out of shape and emotional over, accidents happen, you fix them and continue on as normal, it's not the end of the world, heck, it's not even a momentary annoyance....

Mac, it sounds like you're getting those kids off to a real good start in life with real world lessons. My hat's off to ya!:thumbup:

Kids need mentors like you.
 
Unfortunately, schools being what they are these days, you will also have to start teaching him that he cannot bring that knife to school :thumbdn:
A young girl in my area just got zapped for bringing a cake to school together with a cake knife to cut the cake. The teacher cut the cake, then turned in the little girl for having a 'weapon'. Her parents screamed bloody murder and got the suspension stopped.:thumbup:
Very sad to hear, makes me want to become a hermit and leave all that nonsense to the city folk.
 
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