Here is a collection, and what his owner asks us to to about his addiction...
"Al Mar 12
Boker 40
Bear & Son 20
Buck 55
Bulldog 5
Case 210
Gerber 24
Lagioule 45
Schrade 112
Smith & Wesson 19
Victorinox 35
Kershaw 15
CRTK 26
Mulea 8
Marbles 11
Kabar 18
Puma 11
Uzi 5
SOG 12
Yellowhorse 35
Spyderco 18
Benchmade Rolox 5
Benchmade 11
Lonewolf 16
Mercworx 5
Strider 3
Dan Harrison 5
Alan Gerber 3
Shane Sloan 6
Bob Sky 2
Various Custom maker 30
Lots of others to a total of just under 1000 knives most on display
I think I might have a problem. Bought 2 more today. PLEASE Stop me."
He is trapped.
He needs HELP.
THIS is a mental survival situation, in some way.
So... What do you propose?
Here is my idea...
Let's make a list of all the reasons why we should NOT make our love for knives become an invasive obsession.
Ready? Here is the beginning of the list...
Having too many knives is a mistake and a sin, because it destroys your bank account first, and then your brains and you social life (like any other hysterical collection). It's a financial and emotional suicide, for while you endlessly waste your money on useless knives...
1. you don't buy presents for the people who love you, for your close family, best friends, closest coworkers, etc,
2. you put your future and your family at absurd financial risk,
3. you make your wife and children think you're an obsessional fetish perv (if not a pathetic loser), and that you love them less than you love knives (which is an emotional nightmare to them),
4. you lose your interest in things that have nothing to do with knives - and 99,99% of the Universe have nothing to do with knives, which means you lose your interest in life itself,
4. you cut things that don't need to be cut.
Now, your turn to find and share reasons to not become a one-track mind, and ways to jump out of the collection trap if you know some! Let's unite! Long life to knives! Death to addiction!
"Al Mar 12
Boker 40
Bear & Son 20
Buck 55
Bulldog 5
Case 210
Gerber 24
Lagioule 45
Schrade 112
Smith & Wesson 19
Victorinox 35
Kershaw 15
CRTK 26
Mulea 8
Marbles 11
Kabar 18
Puma 11
Uzi 5
SOG 12
Yellowhorse 35
Spyderco 18
Benchmade Rolox 5
Benchmade 11
Lonewolf 16
Mercworx 5
Strider 3
Dan Harrison 5
Alan Gerber 3
Shane Sloan 6
Bob Sky 2
Various Custom maker 30
Lots of others to a total of just under 1000 knives most on display
I think I might have a problem. Bought 2 more today. PLEASE Stop me."
He is trapped.
He needs HELP.
THIS is a mental survival situation, in some way.
So... What do you propose?
Here is my idea...
Let's make a list of all the reasons why we should NOT make our love for knives become an invasive obsession.
Ready? Here is the beginning of the list...
Having too many knives is a mistake and a sin, because it destroys your bank account first, and then your brains and you social life (like any other hysterical collection). It's a financial and emotional suicide, for while you endlessly waste your money on useless knives...
1. you don't buy presents for the people who love you, for your close family, best friends, closest coworkers, etc,
2. you put your future and your family at absurd financial risk,
3. you make your wife and children think you're an obsessional fetish perv (if not a pathetic loser), and that you love them less than you love knives (which is an emotional nightmare to them),
4. you lose your interest in things that have nothing to do with knives - and 99,99% of the Universe have nothing to do with knives, which means you lose your interest in life itself,
4. you cut things that don't need to be cut.
Now, your turn to find and share reasons to not become a one-track mind, and ways to jump out of the collection trap if you know some! Let's unite! Long life to knives! Death to addiction!
But I suspect hell may offer only POS knives and a six hundred and sixty-six minute long Nutnfancy video on the SOG Flash 1 on endless playback loop. Not gonna enjoy those Clockwork Orange eye-clamp thingies... 