University of Florida prepares for Zombies

[tedwca]

Somebody in FL knows something. You guys in the SOuth better sharpen your khuks and start preparing.

Zombie 1

ZoMbie 2

 

[Sylvrfalcn]

We oughta recruit zombies for military service. Think of the cost savings to the taxpayer. You don't have to feed/house them, you don't have to equip them or re-supply them, and since they're already dead all recruiting could be handled by them creepy dudes over in mortuary affairs section. Just a static line air drop (I'm thinking zombies can't A.: count, or B.: read an altimiter) over the "kill box", and let them raggedy barstids go to work. Once they've eaten/infected everything in the area of operations, you just set up a secure perimeter of good ol' boys with varmint rifles to give 'em their "military discharge". Yeee Haaaw

Sarge

 

[Cpl Punishment]

Speaking of zombies. . .

I don't think you've EVER posted since I've been here.

Is a welcome back in order??

 

[tedwca]

Good to see you posting again Sarge. Aren't you in the South somewhere? Have you seen anything suspicious?

 

[Sylvrfalcn]

Good to see you posting again Sarge. Aren't you in the South somewhere? Have you seen anything suspicious?

You bet I have I'm in Saint Augustine, Florida, it's full of tourists, and thanks to Flagler College, college students. Between those two demographics it would be dead simple (pardon the pun) for zombies to infiltrate. Judging by the way some of these yahoos drive, I suspect, my friend, that it has already happened. :grumpy:

Sarge

 

[Daniel Koster]

 

[Cpl Punishment]

You bet I have I'm in Saint Augustine, Florida

Holy Crap!

You're right down the road from me!!

 

[Nicholas]

I think zombies would be disqualified, on account of their constant desire for brains!

 

[kronckew]

the latest from the Govt.

govt. plans to integrate zombies into society:

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many of our politicians are already zombies!

but don't be fooled. the only good zombie is a dead zombie, err....you know what i mean.

(the idea of enlisting them in the army and sending them to afghannystan in lieu of live people has some merit tho)

 

[ACStudios]

Welcome back Sarge!

 

[Sylvrfalcn]

Holy Crap!

You're right down the road from me!!

So come on down and see me hoss, I work in the Colonial Spanish Quarter right down on St. George Street. Tell 'em you're there to see Greg and they'll let you visit the museum free. If they say "Greg who?" just say Thumbcutter Jack and they'll not only let you in but they'll be scared to death of you, figuring you must be yet another grog swilling pirate from the Cask & Anchor (my house in the historic district, famous for rum consumption and naughty behavior).:thumbup:

Sarge

 

[Carolina River Rat]

(Raises Glass) Here's to rum consumption and naughty behavior!