I've recently read numerous articles regarding the composition and tempering of INFI and modified INFI. One characteristic that has been missed by all of the writers is the unique quantum effects these knives produce. Once the action (Busse mailing the blade) occurs, an equal and opposite reaction results. The space-time continuum is disrupted and time begins to move at an increasingly faster rate for the knife recipient. My personal studies indicate that there is a direct relationship between the number of days spent waiting and length of each individual day. For example, the first 24 hour period actually turns into 12 hours, day 2 at 6 hours, day 3 at 3 hours, etc... This may seem counterintuitive at first (many may feel that the days seem longer, however they are just dizzy from having to live in two realities at once) but it seems to hold true. My new busse was mailed just last week (by your time standard), yet it is already early 2001 on my quantum calender. Unfortunately, it also feels like 2001 and it feels like I have been waiting for endless months (the aforementioned dizzyness). I really feel sorry for you guys waiting for years (seems like millinia). This creates some problems at home and work, and also makes package tracking difficult. Hopefully the arrival of the knife will realign the universe and I won't miss my next birthday. So please Mr. UPS man, put on those brown duds, stomp those biga$$ boots on the gas and bring baby home to papa!!!!!
BTW: The Yankees won the World Series again in 2000 and Microsoft went bankrupt after President Bush put the monopoly kybosh (sp?) on them.
BTW: The Yankees won the World Series again in 2000 and Microsoft went bankrupt after President Bush put the monopoly kybosh (sp?) on them.
Key of E. I remember it's in the key of E.
