Unlucky incidents involving your knife

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Surely everyone must have a story or two to tell. I'll start off:

Had to take a really huge dump last week in the office. Typically, I'd empty my pockets before even getting on the toilet bowl, but this stomachache was really bad and I didn't have the time do so.

Was finishing up when by some sheer luck, my SAK, keys and stored value public transport card fell out from my pocket into the you-know-where. And all I could think was "Oh :poop:" (pun fully intended).

Even now, after countless washings with lots of water and dishwashing liquid, the SAK still feels kinda soiled. And it's probably psychological, but I don't think the stink can ever be truly cleaned off. :(
 
Surely everyone must have a story or two to tell. I'll start off:

Had to take a really huge dump last week in the office. Typically, I'd empty my pockets before even getting on the toilet bowl, but this stomachache was really bad and I didn't have the time do so.

Was finishing up when by some sheer luck, my SAK, keys and stored value public transport card fell out from my pocket into the you-know-where. And all I could think was "Oh :poop:" (pun fully intended).

Even now, after countless washings with lots of water and dishwashing liquid, the SAK still feels kinda soiled. And it's probably psychological, but I don't think the stink can ever be truly cleaned off. :(
Sell it on the bay!:D
 
Colleague managed to drop his phone into a urinal AND flush for some inconceivable reason. He had his phone inside the chest pocket of his work overall, leaned forward somehow, the phone dropped in the urinal and somehow he pushed the flush button at the top. It was a small enough phone that it fit into the pipe and wasn't seen again. He's broken two more phones the regular way since (cracked screens from dropping them) :rolleyes:

As for knife stuff, I haven't dropped one yet or had any considerable incident other than fudging up a pivot screw when I thought the screwdriver was the right size, which it wasn't, had to buy a replacement so it was a fairly expensive lesson (Hinderer Pivot Screw :oops:)
 
Well you asked for it. Here is a copy of an old post.
. . . or some call it a novella

I know, I know the short answer is : A FIXED BLADE.
But that's too easy. Which LOCKING FOLDER is best.

Yes, yes it is one thing to sit in the old arm chair and flip the knife with a single hand that is warm and healthy and bandage free.

Lately from using my Para 2 I have found it is another thing to try one handing it with less than good paws.

About a month ago I had a surprising “incident” that got me thinking about writing this thread and danged if a few days later I had a second conflaguration.

I had mentioned back then that I had dropped my PM2 and slightly beat up the edge. And that for me to drop a knife is pretty darned rare; only once before that I could ever recall.

When it happened with the Para recently I couldn’t even figure out why it happened. It just slipped out of my pinch while working the compression lock. I have other Paras and had never dropped one. After the second time it was clear why.

The reason ? Sore split thumb combined with well taped up index finger. Winter weather brings on this crazy cracking. I have been battling this since I was twenty and working with concrete. Not age related, If I avoid certain foods it goes far to minimize the condition. And the tape ? I have been doing it differently this year; pinching the flange around the edge which easily survives a day of work without coming loose and is never too tight to cut off circulation.
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The flange of tape though can tangle up with the scales of the Para and or compression lock and look out . . . ‘ bagger is using his knife again . . . stand back at least twenty feet !
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Been closing it two handed and so far no more flipping through the air with the greatest of ease like a high wire act.

First I grip the spyder hole with my non dominate hand, I let go with my other hand and pinch the compression lock and then swing everything closed . . . from there it seems . . . so far . . . that I have the skills to put it in my pocket without further a due.
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So to repeat myself : Which is best for damaged, cold, less than fully usable hands ? I just spoke with an old friend the other day and he mentioned he had to give up some activities due to numbness in his hands form carpal tunnel operations. By the way he isn’t a knife guy but EDCs a belt pouch with a SAK Soldier and a four inch Crescent wrench.

When I dropped this knife the second time in as many weeks the knife litterally flipped up in the air and came down on the back of my finger. Stop laughing . . . OK . . . I’ll join you then . . . it is funny.
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One thing I got in the habit of with my first Para 2, the all black DLC one, was I had removed the clip and was carrying it in a pouch. I found with the clip gone the best way to work the compression lock was with my thumb, let the blade drop then roll it over point up and close it with my thumb. See photos. This was how I was closing the M4 when it flipped over and bit the back of my finger.
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So . . . that’s not the best when hands are in bad shape (maybe it is just my stupid tape job).

Two hand closing is what I am doiing now for the winter.

I started carrying the 940 to see how the axis lock fairs one handed with handicaps. So far so good but that's only been one day.
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Man that was up town today . . . I was putting on the Ritz . . . 940 in left pocket . . . Para2M4 in right pocket. I was livin’ large !

The 940 is easy to work with split fingers but when I had a Manix LW I found the lock spring too stiff and it could cause my cracked thumb to burn and split open and bleed.

If nothing else I may have set a record for photos up loaded in a single post.
If you scroll it fast it is kind of like a video.
 
I've heard a story of someone who sat down only to have their loose junky folder fall out of their pocket open up and stabb into the top of their bare foot.

I'm not so sure it's true though, this would probably have to be one in a million circumstances.
 
For something that happened to me.

I actually cut myself with a knife I was fiddling with as I was typing here about how sharp I was able to get it, pretty ironic I guess.
That's about as interesting of an incident as it gets for me though.
 
Glad the keys and card are ok:eek:

They are fine. Both spent one night soaking in a container of warm water mixed with antiseptic and laundry detergent.

Besides, even if the stored value card had failed, I could go to one of the transport company's many service counters and get a credit transfer from the old card to a new card (with a surcharge incurred for damaging it). No biggie.

But the SAK... *sigh*
 
They are fine. Both spent one night soaking in a container of warm water mixed with antiseptic and laundry detergent.

Besides, even if the stored value card had failed, I could go to one of the transport company's many service counters and get a credit transfer from the old card to a new card (with a surcharge incurred for damaging it). No biggie.

But the SAK... *sigh*

You could enter the crappy knife contest....*cough*
 
I wouldnt call this unlucky, since i brought it about by buying a crappy knife. But a few years ago, i bought this cheap automatic knife they had at the hardware store for like 10 bucks or something. Not very useful, just fun to play with. After playing with it for a while, when i hit the button it knocked the little pin out of the back that keeps the blade from rotating all the way. I actually managed to find it, and attempted to put it back in. Big mistake, turns out those things are like swiss watches on the inside. Springs and skrews and pins flew everywhere, half the peices are probably still lost in the living room somewhere.
 
After first aquiring it, I managed to close the blade of my brand new Benchmade 477-1 on my right pointer finger on the middle finger not once, not twice, not thrice, but FOUR times, with just enough time in between each injury for it to almost, not quite heal.

For those of you not familiar with the 477, it’s an assisted axis model. When the blade is about 30 degrees or so from being close the assist action reverses itself and sucks the blade back into the handle.

I was closing it one handed with my thumb disengaging the lock and my pointer finger pushing the blade down. As i passed the point where the suck back (Benchmade’s term) takes over, my finger slipped and landed in the path of the closing blade and was guillotined fairly deeply. Spent the next 2 months with 2 1/2 to 3 months with the finger wrapped up.

May not be the best way to check a factory edge, but it was certainly effective......
 
Back in ‘15 I put a Buck 110 clean through my hand/wrist severing all 4 tendons of the fingers on my right hand. It was a freak accident where I pulled the knife from some wood and bumped my elbow into rubber mats behind me sending my arm forward again plunging the knife in my hand. There was hardly any pain but the damage was significant. I was in surgery for hours. My hand’s fine now but it took over a year and extensive therapy to get all functionality back. Here’s some pics. The top portion of the S shaped scar is the original injury. The other section is what the surgeon had to open up:
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Here’s where the blade came out the other side (small scar in the center of my wrist):
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Worst i ever did was I bought a brand new limited run BRS replicant for almost $400. Im pretty decent with a balisong mind you, and I thought itd be cute to show my coworker a bali trick, in the parking lot, over pavement. I proceeded to chip the tip off that knife the same day i got it.
 
When I was younger (and much less intelligent, please don't judge)
I had a cold steel rajah 3
Decided a spine whack test was needed.
Well my finger felt that disengaging the lock bar would be great as well.
Nicked the tendon, but it healed up fine. No permanent damage other than a scar.
And a wow, that was stupid moment. So needless to say I dont spine whack anything ever, after that.Screenshot_20180724-064022_Gallery.jpg

Then i was playing with my then significant others PM2 (bought by me because she was followed in her neighborhood by an extremely creepy guy). We weren't dating when I bought it, but we got back together shortly after.
I was flicking and playing with it and my other hand (left) was too close when I opened it and stabbed the tip of my finger. She wasnt thrilled, but isn't the knife mine now that I drew blood? She still has it and a few of her coworkers were impressed that she had a nice knife! Much better than what they had.
 
I can’t remember exactly how it happened now, but I think the dog bumping me was part of it. Anyway, I managed to drop my Spyderco Gayle Bradley. It was closed but somehow opened on its way down, (the only fault with that knife is the weak detent) and stuck into my foot. Went prob 3/4” in and I had to pull it out. Didn’t bleed much or leave a noticeable scar but it took over a year for all the sensation to return.
 
Knives get dropped. Stuff happens. Toilet... use some bleach. I don't worry about knives around the toilet bowl.... I worry about my cell phone that is usually in a shirt pocket. Always check the floor before you leave a public bathroom or perhaps a dressing room in a store just in case something fell out that you didn't notice.
 
I've heard a story of someone who sat down only to have their loose junky folder fall out of their pocket open up and stabb into the top of their bare foot.

I'm not so sure it's true though, this would probably have to be one in a million circumstances.

I heard a story of someone who did the same thing, except it landed on a trampoline, bounced, and stabbed him in the eye!!!

I'm not so sure it's true though.

I guess just about all the "incidents" I have had involving a knife were not "unlucky", they were careless.

I mean, if you sit around distractedly playing with your knife and cut yourself, that isn't really "bad luck," is it?

I do have a "lucky" story though...dropped a fixed blade, reached out to grab it, and something, instantaneously, in my brain made me not do it. That had to be some lucky neuronal misfire, because I don't think I'm bright enough to have processed the stupidity of grabbing a falling knife that quickly.

Knife stuck, point first in our hardwood floor.

This guy...

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.... I do have a "lucky" story though...dropped a fixed blade, reached out to grab it, and something, instantaneously, in my brain made me not do it. That had to be some lucky neuronal misfire, because I don't think I'm bright enough to have processed the stupidity of grabbing a falling knife that quickly.
I tried to catch a falling fixed blade in a store. That was a gut reaction and cut myself really badly. It was not fun. But I lived to catch another knife or make another stupid move. Next time I will let it hit the floor.
 
I tried to catch a falling fixed blade in a store. That was a gut reaction and cut myself really badly. It was not fun. But I lived to catch another knife or make another stupid move. Next time I will let it hit the floor.

I went after mine too. Like I said, I have no idea what stopped me other than sheer luck. That knife would have sliced me open. Sharp sucker. ol' Dave Shirley era convexed Northwoods.
 
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