Professor
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I saw a glimpse of the new X-Men movie coming out and man I'm excited. I'm 27 years old and a professional counselor, yet somehow a closet Wolverine fan. I should be proud
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Anyway, if I were to have a custom maker whip me up some type of 100% titanium retractable claws (admentium's probably hard to find, but Stellite or Talonite might work), I'm wondering if I'd still be able to bend my wrists. Can't figure out how Wolvie still is able to bend his wrists with the claws coming out near his knuckles. Any thoughts on this?
Anyway, I figure that a few bourbon and cokes should be ample anesthetic, and I might get by buddy Bill to help with the procedure. We've got cordless drills and dremel saws and the like so it shouldn't be that cumbersome. He skins deer all the time, so the gore shouldn't overcome him too bad. He can probably help me finance the royalties that might have to be paid to Marvel Comics if necessary.
This is certainly off topic, but the cool absurdity of the whole thing cracks me up and I had to share.
In reality, couldn't an external rig be fashioned? Food for thought. Thanks for stopping by. Professor.
Anyway, if I were to have a custom maker whip me up some type of 100% titanium retractable claws (admentium's probably hard to find, but Stellite or Talonite might work), I'm wondering if I'd still be able to bend my wrists. Can't figure out how Wolvie still is able to bend his wrists with the claws coming out near his knuckles. Any thoughts on this?
Anyway, I figure that a few bourbon and cokes should be ample anesthetic, and I might get by buddy Bill to help with the procedure. We've got cordless drills and dremel saws and the like so it shouldn't be that cumbersome. He skins deer all the time, so the gore shouldn't overcome him too bad. He can probably help me finance the royalties that might have to be paid to Marvel Comics if necessary.
This is certainly off topic, but the cool absurdity of the whole thing cracks me up and I had to share.
In reality, couldn't an external rig be fashioned? Food for thought. Thanks for stopping by. Professor.