usual suspect?

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deputy tom

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Excuse Me for My ignorance,but would Someone please explain this usual suspect business to Me?thanks,tom.:confused:
 
It's a QC thing.

Sorry, someone will be along in a minute to bludgeon me and give you a proper answer.
 
Quote "The Emerson Gallery/Glossary":
"Usual Suspect" - Term coined by Les Robertson in 01/99. A person that frequents and participates in the Emerson Forum on BF.com. In fact it should be considered synonymous with "Frequent Participant". Custom ownership is not required, just enthusiasm for the products.
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John
 
The Usual Suspects are a small, select group of puppet masters secretly controlling the world by manipulating the UN, the Council on Foriegn Relations, the Tri-Lateral Commission, and the Cartoon Network.

We are everywhere, we control everything. I personally am responsible for coming up with the random number that you "little people" refer to as the "Dow Jones" Index every day.

John Hollister controls the weather. Well, not actually the weather, just the weather channel, but since weather control has been within our capabilities ever since the Roswell Incident, (One of our experimental aircraft shot down by our arch enemies, "The Strider Guys") controlling the Weather Channel is pretty much the same as controlling the weather.

You were scheduled to have blueberry pancakes for breakfast this morning, but due to your impertinance, you will skip breakfast.

OR...
Maybe we're just a bunch of guys that like Emerson knives. A LOT!
:D

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go aim a satellite at Shmackey's house.
;)
 
There's only two kinds of knife knuts in this world:

Sebenzanistas, and

Sebenzanista wannabees!

(Ya don't have to eat ya heart out -- go buy one!)
 
Mr.Cook! that was excellent :)

I'm a tad shocked that you choose to reveal our closely kept secret, but i guess time was due... ;)

Greeting from Usual Suspects Swedish divsion.
 
So now I can take the aluminum foil out of my ears and not follow orders to eat, dress, shave, and sent money, lots of money to knife dealers for them Emersons!!!!! I just thought they were great knives, what do I know. Yes master....More knives, yes master!!!!
 
Thanks for the replies and the warm welcome.I'm fairly new to the forums but not new to knives in general and Emersons in particular.That must make Me a Newby Suspect or something like that.LOL.tom.
 
Jonas, if you don't stop calling me "Mr. Cook" you're going to lose custody of the Swedish Bikini Team!
;)

(Let the poor mortals know our plans, there is nothing they can do to stop us now! Muwahahahahaaaaa!)
 
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