Usual Suspect?

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USAFSP

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O.K., what do I need to do? Is there some weird making love to sheep thing or something? I live in an Emerson weilding household (myself, girlfriend, and roomate). I feel I may be ready to pass on to the 6th dimension, swallow the pill and pass through the little door etc. Is there a prerequisite? I do acknowledge Ernie as the master of all that is sharp!:)
 
Not really sure that I'm a suspect myself...anyways, to the best of my knowledge, it involves killing a goat, not making love to it. Also, you have to send several suspects a custom Emerson. You'll have to get the straight deal from someone else. Just be ready to butcher some livestock! :)
 
I don't kow about goats, but in 95' while at crew served weapons school at Camp Bullis, TX I waxed Bambi! We were told if wildlife should happen upon the range area, to seize fire, but behind my M-60 I must say I felt like I was immortal. She came out of the woods on one side of the range, and instead of seize fire, about 5 of us opened fire. There were deer parts all over the place. It was marvelous:) . Does that count as killing livestock? I missed the wild turkey that came out during M-203 firing though. It was a bit out of range, But I nailed that friggin' deer. Am I worthy?
 
No, no, no. You misunderstand. You gotta kill it with your Emerson !!! Next time a deer comes onto the field...Charge it!!!!!
 
Oh! O.K. I gotcha. However I'm stuck guarding Andrews AFB in MD. I don't get to see many deer here. Can I get a cardboard target dear and slaughter it? How about a 1 gallon water jug filled with red food coloring, then I paint a deer's face on it, and slaughter that. Or I can pay my roomate to dress up as a deer, but I don't have a lawyer, plus he pays half the rent. What to do, what to do?:)
 
Hey guys. All that is required is a love of the knives. The Goat "Hazzing" thing is an option portion.

Might I suggest that you come on over to the chats we have. All will be explained. You can find the link at the bottom of my signature line. :D

John
 
You're in P.G. County, not terribly far...

This is the deal. [from another thread where I had to initiate someone quickly]

Drink Goat's blood out of John Denver's skull whilst reciting the Lyrics to Sabbath Bloody Sabbath by Black Sabbath like everyone else had to.

There, the secret has been released, that is the real initiation.

The other initiation involved a procedure of cutting with a CQC-7 that often left the New Suspect with the nickname of "Uniball." We had to do away with that one... :D
 
O.K. I got it. As much as I love Emerson knives, Uni-ball is a bit much, however, all the rest is fine. Her it goes: (while drinking
blood out of JD's scull! LOL
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath

You see right through distorted eyes, you know you had to learn,
The execution of your mind, you really had to turn.
The race is run, the book is read, the end begins to show.
The truth is out, the lies are old, but you don't want to know.

Nobody will ever let you know,
When you ask the reasons why.
They just tell you that you're on your own,
Fill your head all full of lies.

The people who have crippled you, you wanna see them burn.
The gates of life have closed on you and there's just no return.
You're wishing that the hands of doom could take your mind away.
And you don't care if you don't see again the light of day.

Nobody will ever let you know,
When you ask the reasons why.
They just tell you that you're on your own,
Fill your head all full of lies.
You bastards!

Where can you run to? What more can you do?
No more tomorrow; life is killing you.
Dreams turn to nightmares, heaven turns to hell.
Burns out confusion, nothing more to tell.
Yeah.

Ev'rything around you, what's it coming to?
God knows as your dog knows; (bog/god) blast all of you.
Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath, nothing more to do.
Living just for dying, dying just for you
Yeah.

Whew! That was a mouthfull.:D
 
WHEW!!!! my legs were getting sore and the sucker kept kicking me in the Nads. I would have bought some rubber boots, but EMERSON knives are expensive!!!!
Ok, now I gotta drink blood from where:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Hey Wolfmann601, it's not so bad. If you hold your nose and give a great big smile before drinking you'll be o.k. :) All I need to do now is hope someone jumps the fenceline infront of me so I can do the "full speed ahead charge" with my mini-com. I will let out a glorious yell. Wanna see my WAR FACE? Here it is :mad:
Did that scare anyone? Am I almost suspect-like? Kind of like Orange flavored drink, or Butter like flavor.:D
 
Oh Boy!!!!!:D I feel the changes already. I think I am now more wise in the way of the edge. YAHHOOOOOO!!! I love Emerson Knives (close your eyes and watch me do the Toyota jump!):D :D :D :D
 
:D Alright, lemme at the that goat. But lemme get some Guinness in me before I drink blood :barf:
 
I feel cheated!!! I got a uniball like the other guys.Wifey-poo wasn't too happy either.Then,again the insurance money came in hand to pay for all those Emerson's!:D Big Wave Dave OUT
 
but is all in the name of Emerson. Well the brown truck just dropped off a 2000 Mach 1-BT/PE so I have added another Emerson on this special day. Ok, so now I gotta drink the blood of what?????

does it come in a Jack Daniels's bottle?............wolf

Usual sucpect NEWBIE in training[or aspiring to be]

:rolleyes: :p ;) ;)
 
Wolfmann601, ya gotta go for it. Skip down the yellow brick road and all that good stuff. It's well worth it when you get to the other side. The hot pokers left some to be desired but oh well. Ask Don, I didn't cry (too much) He He He He. The most commited wins.:) Congrats on the new Emerson.
 
Originally posted by davesprtgds
I feel cheated!!! I got a uniball like the other guys.Wifey-poo wasn't too happy either.Then,again the insurance money came in hand to pay for all those Emerson's!:D Big Wave Dave OUT
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I'm sorry about the unfortunate accident involving your testicle. I knew if we put Hollister in charge of circumcision and shaving initiations, it would not work out well...but at least you got money out of it. :D

Wolfmann601,

Since it is hardly fair that USAF did the leg work in finding the needed lyrics, you must now drink the goop whilst reciting Black Sabbath lyrics that I will send you to find. You must then cut/copy and come back and paste them here by 6am tomorrow morning.

The song is:

"Wicked World."

Solid, errah...Soldier. The same applies to you. However, the song is different.

Your song will be:

"Johnny Blade."

Sort of my own, personal favorite because the chorus sounds like he is singing Donnie and not Johnny.

Good luck Gentlemen.
 
Now, for your listening pleasure, Johnny Blade

Tortured and twisted, he walks the streets alone
People avoid him. They know the street's his home
Cold blade of silver, his eyes they burn so wild
Mean as a tiger, society's own child

Those that try to burn him paid
You don't do that to Johnny Blade
He's the meanest guy around his town
One look and he will cut you down
Johnny Blade, Johnny Blade

Life has no meaning, and Death's his only friend
Will fate surprise him? Where will he meet his end?
He feels so bitter. Yes, he's so full of hate
To die in the gutter, I guess that's Johnny's fate

Rivals all across the land
He (duke 'em/killed 'em) with his knife in hand
He's the meanest guy around his town
One look and he will cut you down
Johnny Blade, Johnny Blade
Johnny Blade, Johnny Blade

Well ya know that Johnny's a spider
And his web is the city at night
He's a victim of modern frustration
That's the reason he's so ready to fight

He's the one who should be afraid
What will happen to you Johnny Blade?

Oh he knows his future's decided
And he ain't gonna change it no way
He was born to die in the gutter
He'll keep fighting `till the end of his day

Been alone all through his life
His only friend is an Emerson knife
He's the one who should be afraid
What will happen to you Johnny Blade?

You fool the people. Who fooled who?
It's time to listen. The fool is you.

Alright don, pass that skull... (pinches nose... chug, chug, chug)
Yes!!! Point me to the hot pokers please :eek:
 
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