silenthunterstudios
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Sitting here at work and thinking about my entire paycheck being sent out for bills 
is a little bit unnerving. Especially when you're going on vacation this coming weekend, and would like to indulge a little bit. I decided to think about some entertaining vacation tales. I was going to tell everyone about the time a bad storm came up, and turned the beach umbrella into a spear that almost killed my aunt, but thats not entertaining in my opinion. The time when I went out with my father, uncles and my cousin and had a good old almost bar fight that will forever stay unwritten in the annals of mall ninjas everywhere 
:footinmou , can't tell that one either. I'll go for a cute story.
Way back when I used to go to Ocean Crappy for two weeks
(how I ever stood it that long, I'll never know. Oh yeah, pretty wimmins!), the last day was full of screaming, yelling and fighting over not wanting to go, and that was just from the parents! That year, the last day was pretty crappy weatherwise, and my brother, sisters and cousins were pretty depressed.
My father had bought a box of seashells earlier in the week for my grandmother, and told me to put some in my cargo shorts pockets, and tell the kids that I had found some sea shells on the beach, and ask them to help me look for them. I, being the good big brother and cousin that I am (sorry for laying it on a little too thick
), went up to the beach, and sprinkled some shells around on the sand. Now, you've all got to know, these kids were, and are, still pretty young, they were maybe from ten to 4 this time. Anyway, I looked like the Pied Piper leading these kids up to the beach, and they were having a great time. I would go a couple yards in front of them, dropping shells as I went.
Then I heard a woman yell out from behind me, before the kids got up to me, "Look at all of these shells!". I turned and saw a woman about the age I am now with here husband or boyfriend etc, picking up the shells I had dropped for my family! He was very indifferent, but she was grabbing most of the shells up. I coughed very loudly, loud enough to get the guys attention, and he looked up at me, and I dumped a handful of shells on the beach, and looked at the kids picking them up. He just stared blankly at me, and then it looked like a light went off in his head, and he put his arm around the woman, and just started pulling her along. She started yelling at him, telling him that there were all these beautiful seashells along the beach. He whispered in her ear, and she immediately looked at me and turned bright red. She mouthed I'm sorry, and I just waved it off like it was no big deal, which it really wasn't.
Have you guys and gals any funny beach stories?
is a little bit unnerving. Especially when you're going on vacation this coming weekend, and would like to indulge a little bit. I decided to think about some entertaining vacation tales. I was going to tell everyone about the time a bad storm came up, and turned the beach umbrella into a spear that almost killed my aunt, but thats not entertaining in my opinion. The time when I went out with my father, uncles and my cousin and had a good old almost bar fight that will forever stay unwritten in the annals of mall ninjas everywhere :footinmou , can't tell that one either. I'll go for a cute story. Way back when I used to go to Ocean Crappy for two weeks
(how I ever stood it that long, I'll never know. Oh yeah, pretty wimmins!), the last day was full of screaming, yelling and fighting over not wanting to go, and that was just from the parents! That year, the last day was pretty crappy weatherwise, and my brother, sisters and cousins were pretty depressed. My father had bought a box of seashells earlier in the week for my grandmother, and told me to put some in my cargo shorts pockets, and tell the kids that I had found some sea shells on the beach, and ask them to help me look for them. I, being the good big brother and cousin that I am (sorry for laying it on a little too thick
), went up to the beach, and sprinkled some shells around on the sand. Now, you've all got to know, these kids were, and are, still pretty young, they were maybe from ten to 4 this time. Anyway, I looked like the Pied Piper leading these kids up to the beach, and they were having a great time. I would go a couple yards in front of them, dropping shells as I went.Then I heard a woman yell out from behind me, before the kids got up to me, "Look at all of these shells!". I turned and saw a woman about the age I am now with here husband or boyfriend etc, picking up the shells I had dropped for my family! He was very indifferent, but she was grabbing most of the shells up. I coughed very loudly, loud enough to get the guys attention, and he looked up at me, and I dumped a handful of shells on the beach, and looked at the kids picking them up. He just stared blankly at me, and then it looked like a light went off in his head, and he put his arm around the woman, and just started pulling her along. She started yelling at him, telling him that there were all these beautiful seashells along the beach. He whispered in her ear, and she immediately looked at me and turned bright red. She mouthed I'm sorry, and I just waved it off like it was no big deal, which it really wasn't.
Have you guys and gals any funny beach stories?