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Vampire Gerbil
- Thread starter MAURICE
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He knows where you live........
Don't feel bad I was lucky enough to recieve an autographed pic of Lorreta kissed with its very own black lipstick!!! I keep it on my computer to keep the evil spirits from laughing at me. Now they only laugh with me.
Don't feel bad I was lucky enough to recieve an autographed pic of Lorreta kissed with its very own black lipstick!!! I keep it on my computer to keep the evil spirits from laughing at me. Now they only laugh with me.
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Frank..... L O R R E T T A ? ! ?!? ? ?!? ?!@? ?! ? !?! ?#@!?~@#?!~ @#?!@$?!@?$!?@$?!@?$!?@$?!#@%$?!@#%
Just remember, honey, I know where YOU live, too!!!!!
L!!!
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"Hey Renfield, you gonna eat that last spider leg?"
Just remember, honey, I know where YOU live, too!!!!!
L!!!
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"Hey Renfield, you gonna eat that last spider leg?"
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Gee, Frank, you really did it this time!!!
She is POed!!!
Maurice - They locked me up.... once.
When I ate my way out of the two straightjackets and promised to move to Alberta Canada, they let me out just so I wouldn't be any more of a bother to 'em.
Of course, I moved next door to the director of the "clinic". He didn't really go well with that fava bean thing.... Lecter is a TRUE nutjob!!!
Off to...uhhh... hell, I dunno... off to see how long this thing takes to get over to community,
I remain,
VG
She is POed!!!
Maurice - They locked me up.... once.
When I ate my way out of the two straightjackets and promised to move to Alberta Canada, they let me out just so I wouldn't be any more of a bother to 'em.
Of course, I moved next door to the director of the "clinic". He didn't really go well with that fava bean thing.... Lecter is a TRUE nutjob!!!
Off to...uhhh... hell, I dunno... off to see how long this thing takes to get over to community,
I remain,
VG
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VAMPIRE GERBIL FOR PRESIDENT!!!!! Yes, the sanest choice available!! VG- my contribution is in the mail.
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Richard, as VG's official campaign spokesman, I would like to request that you send all campaign contributions directly to me.
I will forward all funds Not accidentally contributed by Buddhist Monks to the Vampire Gerbil for Prezident Campaign. It is very important that our Future Prezident not have the taint of some weird foreign Pagan religion following him around.
It's hard enough to explain his tattoos, let alone his occasionally inspired ranting and ravings. And his critics were overjoyed when those sex photos of him and his dogs (very ugly ladies indeed) were leaked a few days ago. A Omnisexual Being like the Undead Gerbil wanting to be Prezident is going to be hard to explain. But maybe the American People will respect his honesty and forthrightness, if not his obvious deviancy.
So, all of you, send all of your money to Me! Now. Or else.
Paracelsus, Official Money Grubbing Spokesman for the Vampire Gerbil for Prezident Campaign 2000
[This message has been edited by Paracelsus (edited 08-30-2000).]
I will forward all funds Not accidentally contributed by Buddhist Monks to the Vampire Gerbil for Prezident Campaign. It is very important that our Future Prezident not have the taint of some weird foreign Pagan religion following him around.
It's hard enough to explain his tattoos, let alone his occasionally inspired ranting and ravings. And his critics were overjoyed when those sex photos of him and his dogs (very ugly ladies indeed) were leaked a few days ago. A Omnisexual Being like the Undead Gerbil wanting to be Prezident is going to be hard to explain. But maybe the American People will respect his honesty and forthrightness, if not his obvious deviancy.
So, all of you, send all of your money to Me! Now. Or else.
Paracelsus, Official Money Grubbing Spokesman for the Vampire Gerbil for Prezident Campaign 2000
[This message has been edited by Paracelsus (edited 08-30-2000).]
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It's okay, Maurice, I'd only have to Moderatorizationalize it when it gets there, so let James and Baldy have the headache for now.
Richard - There was some interest in forming a weedroots campaign to have me elected president, but after I posted my contoversial postion on rodeo clowns, the silence was deafening.
Luckily, I was unable to find that post, so you may still think highly of me.... ya gotta admit, I AM a better choice than what's being offered so far. As a matter of fact, that poodle screwing the pitbull would be a better choice as well!
Parcelost.. hey, that was a typo, but I like it! I hope that this time, you forward the money. Last time you left me stranded in Podunk, Iowa with no gas, a sheep with a panty fetish and a boozehound named Gus that said I "sure had a purdy mouth". I miss the sheep.
Feeling the meds kicking in,
I remain,
President Me
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
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Odd Pictures at Photopoint
An assortment of pictures I decided to share with anyone that was so bored they wanted to check out my antics. I did this to prove that I am indeed sane. Be advised that there's hardly any nudity. Feel free to sign the Guestbook!!
Manifesto of Madness
I wrote most of that at work after drinking massive amounts of coffee. I needed to look busy and that dribbled out of my head. There's also a whole bunch of Optical Illusions.
The Deadly and Scary Leatherman Micra Website.
Be warned that the tactics used at that last site are not for the faint of heart!
A Ballistic Knife in Action
Even though the guy in those pictures has the same exact tattoos as me, I have no idea who he is!
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vampiregerbil@aol.com
Richard - There was some interest in forming a weedroots campaign to have me elected president, but after I posted my contoversial postion on rodeo clowns, the silence was deafening.
Luckily, I was unable to find that post, so you may still think highly of me.... ya gotta admit, I AM a better choice than what's being offered so far. As a matter of fact, that poodle screwing the pitbull would be a better choice as well!
Parcelost.. hey, that was a typo, but I like it! I hope that this time, you forward the money. Last time you left me stranded in Podunk, Iowa with no gas, a sheep with a panty fetish and a boozehound named Gus that said I "sure had a purdy mouth". I miss the sheep.
Feeling the meds kicking in,
I remain,
President Me
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
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Odd Pictures at Photopoint
An assortment of pictures I decided to share with anyone that was so bored they wanted to check out my antics. I did this to prove that I am indeed sane. Be advised that there's hardly any nudity. Feel free to sign the Guestbook!!
Manifesto of Madness
I wrote most of that at work after drinking massive amounts of coffee. I needed to look busy and that dribbled out of my head. There's also a whole bunch of Optical Illusions.
The Deadly and Scary Leatherman Micra Website.
Be warned that the tactics used at that last site are not for the faint of heart!
A Ballistic Knife in Action
Even though the guy in those pictures has the same exact tattoos as me, I have no idea who he is!
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vampiregerbil@aol.com
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VG,What IS your view on rodeo clowns? Do you support tax breaks for them? Do you just not like them? Is a family member a rodeo clown? Is it possible that your one in your spare time,or am i just rambling again? yep.thats it,im rambling........
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bu then again,what do i know???
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bu then again,what do i know???
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Methinks they're just trying to see if I'm awake.
Off to Community, unless the living and undead moderators over there decide to kick it over into "W&C" Hermanator's lap.
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- JKM
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Off to Community, unless the living and undead moderators over there decide to kick it over into "W&C" Hermanator's lap.
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- JKM
www.chaicutlery.com
AKTI Member # SA00001
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