Alas, not really. The refund is earmarked for many different uses, not the least of which is bill paying.
Of course, less bills=more mad money=more goodies, so in a trickle-down sense, yes...good news for someone in the knife industry.
Hey, here's a fiscally unsound idea...
INTRODUCING THE NEW BLADEFORUMS.COM VISA CARD!
Thats right, you can get your new card with a low introductory APR of just 5.0%! (aftertheexpirationofthe6monthintroductoryperiodtheAPRwillbesetat30%compoundedhourly) This great card is accepted by internet knife dealers everywhere, and can be used on any purchase. Customize your card with an image of your favourite knife, picture of your favourite knife industry personality (popular portraits are Les De Asis, Sal Glesser, Chris Reeve and Danelle of Spyderco Customer Service), or the logo of your favourite knife company.
Plus, with our secure order system, you will never be contacted at home about shipping information. Bladeforums VISA will accept all calls on your behalf and make arrangements, and send you private emails (or coded phone calls at pre-arranged times) so that you can keep your purchases secret!
Just listen to the testimonials of our happy customers:
"I now own a sebenza for every day of the week, and two for saturday. I have bought the entire Spyderco line, too. I could sell my house and still not pay off this bill, which is increasing due to interest at a rate that rivals the national debt. I am ruined, and I owe it all to Bladeforums!"
-Phantom4
"Sal, I swear to god...I have enough credit on my card still to make it worth your while. Worker 2000. C'mon...hook me up. Whatever it takes. The voices are starting again. I'd blow my credit rating for a Worker 2000."
-Marion David Poff
"Well, my wife just left me. Who would have thought that she'd open my new credit card bill? But hey, at least she didn't figure out where I was having the knives delivered."
-Cobalt
"With Bladeforums Visa I will never buy my wife a $200 folding tactical kitchen knife again! If they have a question about shipping, they'll contact me here in Saudi and ask ME, not my wife back in the states."
-Tobii3
"Bladeforums VISA has made my life hell. Orders are up 700%, and I feel like a drug dealer. Everyone is calling me looking for a fix. Sal, I quit."
-Danelle
Mike
PS And yeah, thats it, Danelle. 'Coro-knock'
Or, simply 'Mike.'
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Hey! Uncle Sam!
(_!_) Nyah nyah nyah!
Refund! You lose!