Video Game for Danny.

danny loves parkour. he's always telling us how every film or tv show could be improved by using it as a plot device & how he can watch it for hours...
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danny loves parkour. he's always telling us how every film or tv show could be improved by using it as a plot device & how he can watch it for hours...

He will also be the first to tell you that ninjitsu is japanese for "parkour with swords". :D
 
shinobi-san, he means 忍法, the art of misdirection and parkour. danny, of course, is not a ninja, he has never seen a ninja, these are not the 'droids you are looking for....

(for all you english speakers, a shinobi is a japanese sushi chef, skilled in the ancient arts of fugu liver preparations and can make you sushi in 57 different ways, also called the heinz-do, the way of the heinz. they are very introspective and shy, so are rarely seen until the last minute)

p.s. - i left out the implied 'into' after the last 'you'
:)
 
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I am a toilet paper salesman and have been since 1939 when I fled the Nazis from my native country (Charminia - The Communists changed the name to "The People's Democratic Republic of Charmin")
 
since 1939 the peoples republic of charmin has been the world leader in stainless steel toilet paper.
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one roll is all you ever need, one roll, one party,
one president, onwards and upwards.

danny , when not sushiing people, sells a wider range. my favorite is
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butt thats just me pyrate roots, arrhh!
and there's the ever popular
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this one is his top seller
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and the ever popular sushi roll cover sold seperately.
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danny's motto is 'one can never have too much toilet paper'
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Oh man, the TP in former communist states is nothing short of SANDPAPER.
It not only cleans you up, it takes off the top layer of skin.
Since the soviets pulled out in 1993, our country separated into two separate republics.
The Charminian Republic and New Cottonelle.
They have cheaper labor in N.C., so we are having a rough time with the new competition.
 
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