Virus Update

[thatmguy]

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the
most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care
of this one.

It appears to mostly affect those of us who were born prior to
1960.

Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND".

It is called the "C-Nile Virus".

 

[Ian Allomes]

You forgot number eight??

8. Causes you to meet new people every day.

But that’s the good one.

 

[SpearHead]

Gawd that's funny.

 

[Progunner]

A..Mike you had better adjust the date on that to people born before 1974.

 

[idahoskunk]

Originally posted by thatmguy
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the
most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care
of this one.

It appears to mostly affect those of us who were born prior to
1960.

Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND".
8. Causes you to drive backwards down freeways.

It is called the "C-Nile Virus".