Wait Times Explained At Last

Guyon

Guyon

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Anonymous sources have revealed the method behind SRKW's madness.

Why is it, you ask, that some Rats get their RWs at only 75 days while others are still waiting well into three figures?

This image from the SRKW shop computer has just been placed into my hands, and I thought that all Rats deserved to know the truth.

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:D :D :D
 
:eek:

According that to pic, I should receive my HR within the next few days. On second thought, it would appear that I have to wait another 237 days! Or was that 253 days?! I'm :confused:
 
Rat Finkenstein said:
Hmmmm. . . How is it that I have never had to wait longer than a couple, maybe 3 weeks?:p
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SRKW and Busse have figured out that your wallet is nearly bottomless when it comes to their blades! ;) :p :D



*also waiting for that package to arrive to join the ranks of the Rats* :cool:
 
I'm sure that, given my exposure of the "Random Rat Number Generation Protocol" (as it's known only in the upper levels of SRKW), my own personal wait time has ballooned into the stratosphere. I'll be lucky to see a Ratweiler X-mas of 2007. The sacrifices I make for you chumps...

:D
 
Espionage Update:

Sources near the Rat gods have leaked an algorithm that, if properly utilized, could tell you the exact day of your SRKW order's arrival.

However, there is a slight catch. Because of the slippery nature of the Order Determinator, that number would only be good the moment you solve the equation. In the next instant, the Random Rat Number Generation Protocol will have assigned you a new number.

So basically, you'd be doing math problems until the equation yields a resultant zero. At that point, you'd hear the USPS guy knocking on the door.

Probably easier if you just surf the forums, get your vicarious fixes when you can, and wait it out.... :D
 
Deadhead Archer said:
SRKW and Busse have figured out that your wallet is nearly bottomless when it comes to their blades! ;) :p :D



*also waiting for that package to arrive to join the ranks of the Rats* :cool:
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you are already a Rat- guilty by association.

My wallet is bottomless.

But that is from frantically scratching at that empty thing until I wore a hole in it.:rolleyes:
 
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