I was recently trying to have a serious conversation about knives with my beloved. I was throwing around acronyms that are way too long, and she finally called me on it.
What does NMSFNO mean? she asks.
"Nuclear Meltdown Special Forces Natural Outlaw." I say. She instantly had that sparkle in her eyes and all but dragged her "little boy" off to bed.
I have mentioned various Battle Mistress options to her in the past, leaving the name out of course. Just a bit wiser, I tried it again with "NMFBM." Same result.
I don't know if it will work for everyone, but it has been working for me. Of course, it might not work if I mention it the day I finally get one if I don't get permission first.
That sticky on acronyms has been one of the best marital relations guides I have stumbled upon in a long time.
Money well spent in my book. Much thanks to all who contribute.
I think I'm going to go upstairs now. The wife's watching a movie, and I'm going to rub mineral oil all over my NMSFNO's handle and make a few comments about how thick the steel is and how well the thing has been chopping up the yard.
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What does NMSFNO mean? she asks.
"Nuclear Meltdown Special Forces Natural Outlaw." I say. She instantly had that sparkle in her eyes and all but dragged her "little boy" off to bed.
I have mentioned various Battle Mistress options to her in the past, leaving the name out of course. Just a bit wiser, I tried it again with "NMFBM." Same result.
I don't know if it will work for everyone, but it has been working for me. Of course, it might not work if I mention it the day I finally get one if I don't get permission first.
That sticky on acronyms has been one of the best marital relations guides I have stumbled upon in a long time.
Money well spent in my book. Much thanks to all who contribute.
I think I'm going to go upstairs now. The wife's watching a movie, and I'm going to rub mineral oil all over my NMSFNO's handle and make a few comments about how thick the steel is and how well the thing has been chopping up the yard.
S
