War President

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ddavelarsen

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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily war briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
 
Dave...Dave...Dave... You iz bein' ugly....... Everybody knows that a brazillion is twice the amount of a bushillion.

Robert
 
And I'm NOT carpooling either, will drive my hated SUV everywhere, don't know where I will get all that money to filler back up again but I am leaving every light on in the house. Damnit. Kiss my Get-r-Done butt Washington D.C.
 
Well you've done it now Dave, Dashed my last hope; that the man could at least count. How many Halaburtzzilion dollars does it take to make one Brazillian?
These numbers to big for my small brain, must take of shoe, :foot: ugh, whats that terrible smell, now will continue to count, where was I? Must stay the course. Will begin again, ONE TWO, gotta remove my other shoe, :foot: ugh, whats that terrible smell, must stay the course. Will begin again, ONE TWO--------------------------------------------------------------------.
Fred
 
Dave I think it's still less than a Gorezilian

Fred if we get both our toes together I think we'll have it..
licked :eek: rrrr,, wooped might be a better word for it.. :D
 
Dan Gray said:
Dave I think it's still less than a Gorezilian

Fred if we get both our toes together I think we'll have it..
licked :eek: rrrr,, wooped might be a better word for it.. :D
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Guess thats why the ten system works so well for we humans :thumbup: we got ten fingers and ten toes. What the hell are we suposed to use after we run out of those. :confused: Oh yawh, thats right, you carry one. Damn, that hurts. :o
 
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are, that there is funny! :D

I think even hardcore Republicans from TX can get a laugh out of that one!

Thanks Dave, you just gave me a big, fat dose of the best medicine :D

-Nick-
 
I know some of you guys would take offense at that but dang! it's so true. Nick I laughed out loud myself when I read that, glad you got some of the same.
 
Dave
I voted for Bush
mainly because I can buy ketchup anywhere and it wasn't up for ransom :foot: :D
but I can picture him with his face in his hands mumbling trying to count his fingers.
thank God for the others that push him along :D :D
 
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