War Train Fusion..facts

Robdude

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We best stick to the facts:
-I once dropped my War Train on the highway going 80..despite all attempts to do repairs..the road had to be replaced.

-Jerry Busse says 1095 is the best material to use for a WarTrain........sheath..

-I had the War Train Fusion on my passenger seat when I was pulled over...I let him go with a warning..

-When I bust out the War Train in the zombie apocalypse, I'm not trying to survive..the zombies are..

-when I use the War Train to cut produce...the onion starts crying...
 
The War Train was proving hard to sharpen.. until one man discovered an unusual technique that would refine the War Trains edge... he eventually began trying this technique on other blades but it didn't work so well.
His name was Noss...you can see his technique on knifetests.com:D
(Rimshot):D
 
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Thats Cool, Awsome Facts,
Its gona become like Chuck Norris Jokes lol
P.S.
Dannn you came up with some good once lol im drawing a blank
 
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After using the WTF for a chopping sesh....

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I believe this is already a classic thread! :D More Tee Shirt material here!
 
Chuck Norris used the War Train to floss his teeth. It broke his tooth.
 
In tje 80s Superman challenged Jerry and his War Train to a chopping competition...the loser would have to wear their underwear outside their pants..
 
When Crocodile Dundee saw the War Train Fusion on Busse's Website....his confidence was shot..he was mugged the following day for his wallet and a light..
 
I spent the last few days trying to find just the right lanyard bead suitable for such a monster blade...well...without further ado.....lol

 
Lol...just kidding^^^....that ain't staying on there... just for giggles
 
I think all the trees on my street died from fright when the ups truck drove by yesterday, and mine hasn't shipped yet.
 
Soldiers in Afghanistan are ordering War Train Fusion to put in the sides of tanks as armor protection. They tried it on the sides of a HMMWV, but the truck tipped over.

Thor was unable to pick up the War Train Fusion, so he grabbed Mjolnir and went on his way.

President Obama now carries around a War Train Fusion instead of the Nuclear Launch Codes.

NASA was considering using the War Train Fusion as the nose cone of its newest shuttles, unfortunatly test shows the rockets were able to lift it off the ground.

The US Navy is considering a program to replace the Tomahawk Cruise Missile with a guided War Train Fusion. Launching methods have held up progress, See above NASA issues.
 
If Archimedes had a war train fusion and a fulcrum, he.could have moved the world.
 
Robdude said:
I spent the last few days trying to find just the right lanyard bead suitable for such a monster blade...well...without further ado.....lol

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Excellent! Rob, you need tto post this in your WTF picture thread!
 
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