Waring never call Jerry Busse!! Danger!!

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A week or so ago around 5 pm. i called the Busse Combat Knife Co phone number and a man answered. I told him i was new to Busse knives but i had a few questions. He was a real nice fellow, he said his name was Jerry.

Later that evening i don't remember alot kind of blurry. In the middle of the night and my wife woke me and said i was making Hog sounds or Oinking instead of snoreing. I thought she had finally lost it.

The next morning i was very hungry and was drawn to the trash can instead of the frig. That trash can smelled really good. I wanted to go roll in some mud. This had never happened to me before in my life. I was confused to say the least.

I went into the den and my Randall Made knfe's looked like Art knives and i didn't like them any more.

I checked my email and low and behold i had invoices for 3 Busse Combat knives. A Natural Outlaw, Limited Edition Heavy Ordnance Fusion Steel Heart and a Active Duty Double Cut with Snake Skin scales.

I soon realized what happened to me. When i called Busse Combat knife Co the person i had spoken with had Hypostised me and had me order the 3 knives.
I put two and two together and realized Jerry was The Jerry Busse CEO, Pres,The Boss Hog,The Big Guy.!!

Its been about a week and i still want to roll in the mud and i have to fight to stay out of the trash can and i snort or oink alot. The wife sleeps in another room she said i wanted some kind of kinky sex ??

I did get 1 of the Bussy Knives and it is the finest knife i have ever owned! The rest are on the way, I guess.

Thank God i have Ebay so i can sell those (Art knives) I don't think i'll ever call Busse again. Its just to Dangerous.

Well i'd better go its time to have some supper (Oink) :D :confused: :o :D
 
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Waring never call Jerry Busse!! Danger!!


That is no joke. Last time I called he talked me into a rather large Busse. He gave me some story as to why I needed to order it and it sounded damn convincing at the time. Same as you the details are a little fuzzy now. I think his "magic" are those constant snap-click sounds in the background. Hopefully he'll never lose that magic, this way I can blame all my INFI purchases on him :D
 
Bravado said:
Don't drink the Kool-Aid :eek:

The Electric stuff ain't too bad, you start getting those 'rainbow' Busse's. LOL

ST

I see you're from Fl also. Whatever you do don't call Jerry in Feb in the middle of an ice storm (in Ohio) and when he asks about the weather tell him it's 85 and you're having a cold one with the AC on. You will be hit with a 'living in a tropical climate' surcharge or worse, no INFI. The correct answer is, the weather down here is not good unless it's also nice in Ohio.

Hmmmm ... I see on CSI-Miami we're going to get hit with a 30' wall of water Mon night. That will work. That will be my next one for when he ask about the weather. "Snow!? Damn, Jerry we just got hit with another 30' wall of water just like on TV." LOL

Rob
 
Sharpetoys,

All I did was open the trough. . . . ;)

There's no need to worry about your new INFIction though. . . Look around on his forum. . . . These guys are normal :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: . . . . . Errrrrrr. . . . . on second thought. . . . you might want to see a veternarian immediatley!!!! :eek: :eek:

Welcome to the trough!!!

Nuke on my bacon loving friend!

Jerry
 
Of course, if I were baking chocolate chip cookies it would be scotch. Goes without saying, of course!

Cheers,
BJB :D
 
See, I'm not here all the time Scott. I was doing home reno's this week. Still have flooring to do! Mmmm. Chocolate chip cookies.

Cheers,
BJB :D
 
Pizza! Sounds good. How's about ice cream. I hate it when Jerry answers the phone. I get all nervous. I'm sure it will get better when I drink JWB with him. I hope I can afford airfare to LV for the Shot show.
 
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