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OK, I think I have contracted a rather serious case of H1B7 virus. I looked it up on the Internet, and discovered that H1B7 is a Hog virus resulting in Buying 7 blades over the course of a few hours, and still feeling like I am missing something (my brain is telling me it is the Bushwhacker).
I don't foresee a cure. But, I think I can stabilize my vitals, at least.
Here are my symptoms:
Somehow the virus rapidly spread throughout my blood and had me doing silly math in my head while licking my lips and fondling my SAR4 and SAR8. I wanted to acquire 3 specific blades at Knob Creek, and did this quickly via proxy, but after fighting the mental anguish of looking at all the pictures, my brain finally seized up with firm resolution that 7 is in fact greater than 3, and thus better, so I made several subsequent proxy contacts and ended up with 7 blades. Despite this, I still do not feel at peace.
I have this stupid grin ear to ear, and my credit card is obliterated.
Can I take a sick day?
I don't foresee a cure. But, I think I can stabilize my vitals, at least.
Here are my symptoms:
Somehow the virus rapidly spread throughout my blood and had me doing silly math in my head while licking my lips and fondling my SAR4 and SAR8. I wanted to acquire 3 specific blades at Knob Creek, and did this quickly via proxy, but after fighting the mental anguish of looking at all the pictures, my brain finally seized up with firm resolution that 7 is in fact greater than 3, and thus better, so I made several subsequent proxy contacts and ended up with 7 blades. Despite this, I still do not feel at peace.
I have this stupid grin ear to ear, and my credit card is obliterated.
Can I take a sick day?