Warning - Talonite® attracts women

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Sorry I haven't been around for a while. At great personal sacrifice I was doing some field-testing of a Talonite® knife. I decided that the best test would be to go to Cabo San Lucas and fish for marlin.

Of course I took my Talonite® Camillus Cuda with me.

I got in late Friday and went out to look for dinner. Several girls asked me if I was lonely or if I wanted company. As near as I can tell the reason was that I told the Talonite® Camillus Cuda that we were going trolling for marlin but I didn't tell it what a marlin was. For all I know the girls were all named marlin. Anyway, once I explained to the knife that we were looking for fish everything worked out. I actually caught a 300-pound striped marlin. It took an hour and half to get it up to the boat. By the way it took off when we let it go it was in better shape than I was.

Anyway, if you take a Talonite® knife out for testing be careful because you may be annoyed by a lot of attractive women who want to spend time with you when all you want to do is go fishing.
 
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Let me guess.... She says: "Is that a Talonite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
 
Ah, if only it were so! If that were the case I could purchase enough sharp pointy things made of Talonite® to offset my natural, er…aesthetic deficiencies
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. I'm sad to report that numerous experiments seem to indicate that the combination of Talonite® and Ugly Jim does not result in a discernibly less ugly James. Now if someone could just figure out a way of combining pheromones, hypnotic drugs and super alloys I might stand a chance…
 
UglyJim, that Talonite stuff only works if you Believe it will work. Otherwise, it's not even steel. Completely useless. Get your mind Right, Jim.

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LOL, Oh man, let go and buy a lot of them talonite blades. We will take it clubbin with us. Hope we don't get frisk by bouncers.

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and how long was that fish?????????????
My wife always tells me to get lost...and I am covered with the stuff most of the time. You cant fool me.
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