WARNING WARNING NEW VIRUS DISCOVERED

I think I might have early symptoms of Tradvirus2020 already....these include:
Checking back on closed thread
Checking bank account to make sure I paid.
Generally over concern about how things are progressing.
More chronic symptoms include looking for pieces of rams horn
Lining up all ramshorn knives and ogling them.
Checking mailbox hoping its there.
Bleating.
Thankfully the Travid2020 is completely benign and all symptoms will disappear when the knife arrives....Sadly however the strain will mutate and reappear on an annual basis.....for the rest of your life.
Hope all is well with you.
 
Yes Rookie82 Rookie82 using a previous years porch knife...carve the lozenge into the shape of a ram and this will alleviate the worst symptoms....Well I say "alleviate"...but I mean "replace"...
Also for the bleating...try to morph the bleat into a popular song ..maybe Katy Perry or something...you will soon feel nauseous and want to stop...I find it helps.
 
Glad I'm not the only one...;):D

I get fed up with the urge to head-butt everybody though...:eek:

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meako said:
I think I might have early symptoms of Tradvirus2020 already....these include:
Checking back on closed thread
Checking bank account to make sure I paid.
Generally over concern about how things are progressing.
More chronic symptoms include looking for pieces of rams horn
Lining up all ramshorn knives and ogling them.
Checking mailbox hoping its there.
Bleating.
Thankfully the Travid2020 is completely benign and all symptoms will disappear when the knife arrives....Sadly however the strain will mutate and reappear on an annual basis.....for the rest of your life.
Hope all is well with you.
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Annual basis? My wallet would be happier if that were true for me.
 
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