Canada should subsidize the purchases of Traditional sub-forum members for their good fortune in drawing in Charlie to Canada. I think his wife was a Canadian agent sent with the specific task of getting him up there and hanging on to him.
Perhaps Alaska, the Yukon and BC should all succeed and form their own country. There could be a big, traditional knife shop in the capitol building with a special section with benches and barrels of whittlin sticks and the coffee and tea is always fresh. Plenty of apples on hand to peel and cut sections from too. Not only will Charlie be in a position of advisement and authority, we'll see if Jackknife and the Ms. can be induced to move to this new land of freedom and old fashioned ways. The be nice, sociable, and leave folks alone kind of old fashioned with socials, friendly gatherings, and a more laid back lifestyle.
Sounds like a good time was had by all AND you got to come home with treasures both tangible and intangible.