We have an excellent deal on tacticals tonight

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"We have an awesome eight piece set for you.... uhhhh theres only seven up on the block.... ummmmm oh and the number thats shown isnt the right one...... We have an amazing seven piece set availible tonight shown on your screen just tell the operator you want ####-2005 not ####-2010 like we have shown." god what a bunch of morons, if brains were gunpowder they wouldnt have enough to blow thier nose.
 
Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor: Then don't do that!

I know that this may come as surprise to some people, but most television sets do have an "off" position. Find it. Use it.
 
"surgical stainless steel, 440 grade...39 of those"

"$2.71 per knife"

"Legacy of knives
152 Piece
Collection by
Frost Cutlery
$329.95
s&h $30.95"

This is some funny stuff:D

One wonders why you'd want THAT many knives.....I guess if I was a game operator at a fair, you could have some knives as prizes the "look sweet" to the average person. I mean, sell one of the bigger ones for probably $50-60....of course, u're gipping the person in the process......

Warthog
 
Originally posted by Warthog
"surgical stainless steel, 440 grade...39 of those"

"$2.71 per knife"

"Legacy of knives
152 Piece
Collection by
Frost Cutlery
$329.95
s&h $30.95"

This is some funny stuff:D

One wonders why you'd want THAT many knives.....I guess if I was a game operator at a fair, you could have some knives as prizes the "look sweet" to the average person. I mean, sell one of the bigger ones for probably $50-60....of course, u're gipping the person in the process......Warthog

Spend 329 on a small Sebenza or 329 or 152 pieces of tin........HMMM you could combine the locks on all 152 of those "frames" as they like to call them and I still won't trust it as much as my large Sebbie
 
Originally posted by Gollnick
Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor: Then don't do that!

I know that this may come as surprise to some people, but most television sets do have an "off" position. Find it. Use it.

I know that this may come as a suprise to some people, but most
human beings have something called a "sense of humor". Find it. Use it.
 
Ah yes, the HSN Friday Night Comedy Hour. What a hoot. :D:D:D

I especially love the fact that even as the two head shysters in charge are gushing on about the "high quality 440 surgical stainless steel" and the Frost Cutlery "lifetime warranty", you can see a banner run across the bottom of the screen which states, in legalese almost too small to be detectable, words to the effect that "these knives are sold as collectibles and/or display items only". Oh yeah, that's gotta be some quality. ;)
 
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