I had a weird dream last night. I was at karate class and Sensei asked me to teach a little kid some basics. He was a little kid. The kid stepped onto the mat and turned into a big kid. As I was wondering how the kid could have looked so small off the mat and so big on the mat, I noticed that he was now Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
Weird. I'm not even a NASCAR fan.
Weird. I'm not even a NASCAR fan.