HermanKnives
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- Thread starter HermanKnives
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Timmy my boy, you have got to start wearing a resperator in your shop. What ever fumes you are breathing is really doing strange things to your head....people, please ignore this ranting of Tims, he's under the influence of something powerful.....what else could explain this off the wall post?
Jake
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Jake
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Okay....this is starting to scare me....
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AKTI Member # A000005
NC Knife Knuts Member
Living life "on the edge"
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AKTI Member # A000005
NC Knife Knuts Member
Living life "on the edge"
I have been telling you guys all along that deep down Tim is a very warm and caring human being....and this proves it. I dont think it has anything to do with the 20 hour days hes been putting in for the last month getting ready for the
Guild show this weekend....just his warm and caring nature shining thru!!!!!! NICE knives!!
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http://www.mayoknives.com
Guild show this weekend....just his warm and caring nature shining thru!!!!!! NICE knives!!
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http://www.mayoknives.com
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Tim, I WARNED you not to eat those mushrooms, didn't I????
Hoping he gets back to "normal" (for him, at least) soon,
I remain,
VG
PS - Newbies: Good Evening, it is I, Vampire Gerbil.
In case nobody told you, until you reach your 100th post, you must pay the moderator of your choice $27 each time you post.
Yeah, it's unfair, but so's life!
So, what I wanted to tell you...
If you pick any other moderator to pay your "Probationary Fee" to, they're just gonna keep all of it and buy weird stuff like "Gay Albino Dwarves in Bondage Vs. The Psycho Biker Chicks From Hell" videos... parts I-XXII.
They won't give you any kickbacks and they won't even say thank you.
I, Vampire Gerbil, on the other hand, will actually return 20% of the fees directly to you!
Yes, you heard right!
TWENTY PERCENT OF YOUR PROBATIONARY FEE WILL BE RETURNED TO YOU!!!!
Unbelievable, isn't it?
"Why are you so generous, Mr. Gerbil?", I hear you (or one of the other voices in my head) ask.
I'll answer you.
First of all, call me VG. There's no need for formalities, and since we're gonna be such good pals, at least until your 100th post.
As for why I'm so generous... well, I have simple needs. I am a simpleton... I mean, a simple man, and already have most of what I need. All monies received from your generous Probation Fee, sent to me, Vampire Gerbil, will be used to promote world peace, save the rain forest, fondle baby seals after chopping off the hands of the baby seal clubbers, and to sponsor orphan children in Hoboken, NJ.
It brings a tear to my eye to see the joyous faces on their sweet little heads when they eat all that cheese!
To choose me, Vampire Gerbil, as the Moderator to pay off... I mean, send your Probationary Fee to, please email CASH ONLY to:
vampiregerbil@aol.com
Again, I welcome you and your cash.... your thoughts, I mean, to Blade Forums and sincerely hope that you enjoy your time here.
Sincerely,
Me,
Vampire Gerbil
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
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Odd Pictures at Photopoint
An assortment of pictures I decided to share with anyone that was so bored they wanted to check out my antics. I did this to prove that I am indeed sane. Be advised that there's hardly any nudity. Feel free to sign the Guestbook!!
Manifesto of Madness
I wrote most of that at work after drinking massive amounts of coffee. I needed to look busy and that dribbled out of my head. There's also a whole bunch of Optical Illusions.
The Deadly and Scary Leatherman Micra Website.
Be warned that the tactics used at that last site are not for the faint of heart!
A Ballistic Knife in Action
Even though the guy in those pictures has the same exact tattoos as me, I have no idea who he is!
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vampiregerbil@aol.com
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Hoping he gets back to "normal" (for him, at least) soon,
I remain,
VG
PS - Newbies: Good Evening, it is I, Vampire Gerbil.
In case nobody told you, until you reach your 100th post, you must pay the moderator of your choice $27 each time you post.
Yeah, it's unfair, but so's life!
So, what I wanted to tell you...
If you pick any other moderator to pay your "Probationary Fee" to, they're just gonna keep all of it and buy weird stuff like "Gay Albino Dwarves in Bondage Vs. The Psycho Biker Chicks From Hell" videos... parts I-XXII.
They won't give you any kickbacks and they won't even say thank you.
I, Vampire Gerbil, on the other hand, will actually return 20% of the fees directly to you!
Yes, you heard right!
TWENTY PERCENT OF YOUR PROBATIONARY FEE WILL BE RETURNED TO YOU!!!!
Unbelievable, isn't it?
"Why are you so generous, Mr. Gerbil?", I hear you (or one of the other voices in my head) ask.
I'll answer you.
First of all, call me VG. There's no need for formalities, and since we're gonna be such good pals, at least until your 100th post.
As for why I'm so generous... well, I have simple needs. I am a simpleton... I mean, a simple man, and already have most of what I need. All monies received from your generous Probation Fee, sent to me, Vampire Gerbil, will be used to promote world peace, save the rain forest, fondle baby seals after chopping off the hands of the baby seal clubbers, and to sponsor orphan children in Hoboken, NJ.
It brings a tear to my eye to see the joyous faces on their sweet little heads when they eat all that cheese!
To choose me, Vampire Gerbil, as the Moderator to pay off... I mean, send your Probationary Fee to, please email CASH ONLY to:
vampiregerbil@aol.com
Again, I welcome you and your cash.... your thoughts, I mean, to Blade Forums and sincerely hope that you enjoy your time here.
Sincerely,
Me,
Vampire Gerbil
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
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Odd Pictures at Photopoint
An assortment of pictures I decided to share with anyone that was so bored they wanted to check out my antics. I did this to prove that I am indeed sane. Be advised that there's hardly any nudity. Feel free to sign the Guestbook!!
Manifesto of Madness
I wrote most of that at work after drinking massive amounts of coffee. I needed to look busy and that dribbled out of my head. There's also a whole bunch of Optical Illusions.
The Deadly and Scary Leatherman Micra Website.
Be warned that the tactics used at that last site are not for the faint of heart!
A Ballistic Knife in Action
Even though the guy in those pictures has the same exact tattoos as me, I have no idea who he is!
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vampiregerbil@aol.com
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Senor Gerbil, what if you're an old newbie who accumulated a lot of posts in the olden days of BFC (a year ago) and took a sabbatical?
Do I get to waive the $27 fee?
*sigh* Time to start my bribe fund again. I thought I'd escaped government work. Very sad.
Note to self: write down your password and user name in a special sekrit notebook, then _don't_lose_it_.
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*sigh* Time to start my bribe fund again. I thought I'd escaped government work. Very sad.
Note to self: write down your password and user name in a special sekrit notebook, then _don't_lose_it_.
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HermanKnives
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chang
those are COOL! but they look all the same to me, but very cool. you sending me one to play with? that would be even cooler! is that the swiss cheese model i been hearing so much about?
may have to replace my changbenza
those are COOL! but they look all the same to me, but very cool. you sending me one to play with? that would be even cooler! is that the swiss cheese model i been hearing so much about?
may have to replace my changbenza
Elvislives
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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHA
Way to lure them in Tim, now it's time for newbie soup...
Brandon
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I've got the schizophrenic blues
No I don't
Yes I do...
Way to lure them in Tim, now it's time for newbie soup...
Brandon
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I've got the schizophrenic blues
No I don't
Yes I do...
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Tim, I sure hope this recent obnoxiously nice guy phase is over soon. It worries me to see you suffering like this. Of course, it is from the deepest depths of despair that the greatest art comes.
If this is just some sort of trick, It's Not gonna work. The newbies are too sharp for that. They're gonna see right through your little ruse and will slice you up with their Super Steely tactical knives and razor wit.
Paracelsus, big word know nothing bastid
If this is just some sort of trick, It's Not gonna work. The newbies are too sharp for that. They're gonna see right through your little ruse and will slice you up with their Super Steely tactical knives and razor wit.
Paracelsus, big word know nothing bastid
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Gentlemen, please. Patients immediately after ECT (Electro Convulsive Therapy) are sometimes quite different than their baseline therapy, and fairly sensitive to criticism. Let us all leave Mr. Herman alone and I am sure that he will soon return to his viturperative, curmudgeonly self, posting pictures of Martha Stewart with Slivers concealed in her jumper.
Walt
Walt
after a day of reflection....i know his ploy...tommorrow the guild show starts, and much like a well know arkansas politician....Tim is hoping that everyone has forgotten his evil past because all of you are going to be standing in front of his table for the next three days..
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Is it possible we're all being too skeptical here? Maybe Tim has turned over a new leaf?
I think we should test it out, and I have two possible ways to do that.
1. Let's start a thread on Whine & Cheese called, "Ask Uncle Tim?" Where Newbies can ask questions to their hearts content, where no question is too lame or too redundant, and all questions will be answered personally by Uncle Tim.
2. Or, just E-mail any question at all (knife related or not) to Tim directly at,
UncleTim@gimmeabreak.com
I think we should test it out, and I have two possible ways to do that.
1. Let's start a thread on Whine & Cheese called, "Ask Uncle Tim?" Where Newbies can ask questions to their hearts content, where no question is too lame or too redundant, and all questions will be answered personally by Uncle Tim.
2. Or, just E-mail any question at all (knife related or not) to Tim directly at,
UncleTim@gimmeabreak.com