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Fellow Rats! I have done it! The final battle will be soon and the HOGS will be slain!
I have built a secret weapon. A giant pig made of wood which they will welcome into their fortress and treat as one of their own. The will worship it like a god!
[whisper]Here's the trick. It is a hollow pig that we can fit an army inside. While they are sleeping we will emerge and defeat the enemy once and for all. [/whisper]
May I present...The Trojan Pig!!
I have built a secret weapon. A giant pig made of wood which they will welcome into their fortress and treat as one of their own. The will worship it like a god!
[whisper]Here's the trick. It is a hollow pig that we can fit an army inside. While they are sleeping we will emerge and defeat the enemy once and for all. [/whisper]
May I present...The Trojan Pig!!
