Well, it was time for me to put up or SHUT up, so.....

Vampire Gerbil

Gone, but not forgotten. RIP Dave
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Good Evening, blah,blah,blah....
I just finished a couple of posts explaining that it's not always possible for us folks to kick in our hard earned credit line (?) to support what we all know to be the best knife resource of any kind, this here Blade Forum.
Well, while I was typing, I managed to talk myself into buying some stuff.
Can I afford it? Well, considering the fact that my kids have to eat, I was given some pause.
However, it dawned on me and myself (and the assorted cast of others who live and scream inside me head, "Hey! We live in the desert! There's PLENTY of food out here!"
Allison, my lovely daughter, has already learned to live off the land, so I figure, "Hell's bells in a toothpick basket, I CAN afford to support BFC!!!"
So I ordered a hat and a bag. I woulda ordered the Red Sifu, but the people at CitiBank told me that it wasn't considered a true emergency, so they wouldn't increase my line of credit.
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Probably shoulda sent 'em that pic of Allison, huh?

ANYways, I just wanted to let it be known that when the time comes for me to put up or shut up, I have to put up, cuz shutting up is danged near impossible for me... or the "others".

Anyone wanna follow my lead? I promise, what I have isn't contagious.... at least I don't think it is.

Figuring if this don't get me a 100% pay raise, I don't know what will,
I remain,
VG

What's 0 x 100%, anyways?


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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
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Odd Pictures at Photopoint
An assortment of pictures I decided to share with anyone that was so bored they wanted to check out my antics. I did this to prove that I am indeed sane. Be advised that there's hardly any nudity. Feel free to sign the Guestbook!!
Manifesto of Madness
I wrote most of that at work after drinking massive amounts of coffee. I needed to look busy and that dribbled out of my head. There's also a whole bunch of Optical Illusions.
The Deadly and Scary Leatherman Micra Website.
Be warned that the tactics used at that last site are not for the faint of heart!
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Any comments, suggestions, Presidential campaign contributions (cash only) or threats may be sent to:
vampiregerbil@aol.com

[This message has been edited by Vampire Gerbil (edited 07-02-2000).]
 
If that is a REAL creepy-crawly in your daughter's hand, you have just guaranteed me nightmares for the rest of the week.
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(Obligatory knife content: That is a sweet price on the Spyderco Wegner at 1SKS-I may have to put up or shut up too......)
 
Yep, it's real alright!
Turns out to be a Sun Spider, not a RECLUSE spider, so no need for you to worry. The Sun Spider is a very big and scary sucker that moves incredibly fast but supposedly causes no harm to humans (other than scaring the hell outta 'em!)
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(Obligatory response, where's the Spiderco? I only saw a Camillus offered.)
 
Why?! WHY?! WHY?! Do I follow links that you put up, VG?
I can't remember the last time I followed one of your links where I wasn't grossed out in the X-treme or scared sh!tless. Thanks for the memories Mr. Krueger!
When GOD, when will I learn to not follow the dark side?!
Still searching for the little green puking smilie icon,
I remain,
shuddering



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The individualist without strategy who takes opponents lightly will inevitably become the captive of others.
Sun Tzu
 
Recluse - Thanks for the link! Once my next check comes in, I'll have a new knife (which I won't be able to figure out what to do with, but what the hell)
By all means, pass the phot along. Allison is quite proud of the fact that she's becoming "famous"!

Misque - I'm like a train wreck. No matter how much you KNOW that what you'll see is gonna be reeally nasty, you just HAVE to look.
Another way that I'm like a train wreck is that I sound like one, and kinda smell like one as well. I hope you find the icon!
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