What a week !!

Brendan

Brendan

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I have not stopped this week, have hardly been on the forum and I want to head butt my boss or should I say the policeman wanna be on my team - I can't fart and she is telling me get back on the phone. The scary thing is that I am doing way better than her and everyone else is happy with me.

Jeeze, thank $£%" it's friday !! South Africa play England tomorrow (RUGBY) or should I rephrase that and say that SA will be wiping the floor with the English tomorrow (TOM, you know it's true). Many a fine pint of guiness will be drunk tomorrow and I will get to watch the game I was invented for - which I can no longer play £$%£$£$££ .:mad: :mad: :mad:

Anyway I am still in khukuri heaven and my sharpening skills are coming right !! I have no hair on my arms and my legs are looking a bit patchy too. :D

Have a great weekend chaps and be careful with those sharp and pointtes !!

Brendan

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Brendan, don't let your lady shave her legs with those khuks. I'm convinced the hair on women's legs is made from barbed wire or something, based on what it does to my razor when one of 'em "borrows" it.:grumpy:

Have a pint or two for me if you would, all we get over here is the imitation Guinness brewed in Canada. Occasionally I take a ride down to a place near Texas' state capital and pick up some imported stuff, my true favorite, Tadcaster Porter.

Sarge
 
You'll have to come over here and see the site's, the Guiness is good here but it gives me a headache. When I drink Guiness in Ireland I can have as much as I want and I don't even feel it the next day, here in England if I have more than 3, my head feels like some is trying to split my head with an AK !! :p

I'll deffinetly tip a few glasses for you Sarge - and all the other top geezers on this forum !!

:)
 
Brendan -

Two points;

1. If SA don't make mincemeat of England in the rugby match, I'll be much surprised and even more disappointed. Dunno which'll give me greater pleasure, SA winning the rugby or Oz winning the second Ashes Test... Actually, I do know. Go Australia!

2. The Guinness you drink in England isn't brewed in Dublin, with Liffey water; it's brewed in the west London suburb of Park Royal, using rock-hard water filtered through obnoxious London clay. The only thing the two liquids have in common is the name on the label. The echt Irish stuff can't be bought in the UK, because of licensing issues. A co-worker of my mother's, who liked his Guinness (in bottles), used to have it shipped to him by a friend who happened to be a cardinal in the Vatican... Now that's devotion.

Back in the days when I abused the temple of my body with strong liquor, I used to enjoy a drop of the real black gold, when I could get it. The London-brewed stuff is just a short cut to a bad headache.

As I understand it, the Guinness supplied to the States is the real deal. However, it never hurts to check the label...
 
Explains everything, would be nice if I were down south - we could watch the game together !!

Another time maybe.

Brendan
 
I hear you re: the caliber of the week, Brendan. And particularly about the boss bit. The boss on my current project is a micro-manager with Hitlerian delusions.

As I type this, it's Sunday afternoon in your neighborhood. Hopefully you've recovered from your Guiness-induced headache by now.

S.
 
Headache not bad as I had to pull a shift in the pub, but we lost 53-3 to the English so I was tortured badly by the punters (especially locals) the good side is that I got a lot of sympathy pints !!

Brendan
 
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