What about ghouls ?

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Kevin the grey

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All you guys have it in for Zombis . Does that mean that Ghouls are safe ?
I mean really, You can say Ghoulish ! Zombi-ish just doesn,t make it . Ghouls are more fun they move faster and are more of a challenge . Further more I would put one Ghoul up against two Zombis any day .
 
much preferr gurls, and wimmen - only good ting about gettin old is it increases the age range of females you think are attractive enuff to bed, the window doesn't move along with you, it just extends the upper range. they all move fast & are more fun.

now, them horrible flakey creetures wid beeg toofers thet hang out in cementaries are another story....they're not as prevalent since they live on decayed corpses which are in short supply nowadays, the formaldehyde we use gives them hives and puts them into anaphylactic shock, so they're only found in areas where embalming is not prevalent.

too expensive to go on safari and you also tend to get more vampires there as well due to the lack of embalming. a good mongol horse bow with wooden arrows and silver plated points will be a handy item, along with a good kukhri of course, for backup.
 
"Ghoul of my dreams, I love you.

But when all's said and done
You still hold the gun!

Ghoul of my dreams
please heed my screams!

Blamm! Blamm!

Buckshot's no good
I don't want to boast.

But Ghoul of my dreams
you can't kill a ghost."


"Good Ash, bad Ash -- I'm the guy with the gun!"
-------------------Bruce Campbell in his finest role - "Army of Drakness"
 
Geek Moment...

In one version, after he shoots the guy he says, "I'm not that good."

If you don't have it, the "Boomstick Edition" is available from Amazon's third party sellers for 39.99. It has the original theatrical release and the director's cut version along with deleted scenes.... Evidently it is now out of production. :(
 
Zombies are mindless 2 Hit Dice monsters with Damage Reduction vs. bludgeoning weapons. Ghouls are intelligent 2 Hit Dice monsters with Paralysis and Fever attacks. Challenge Rating 1, in either case. Guess I just outed myself as a big nerd.:foot:

Frank
 
SASSAS said:
Geek Moment...

In one version, after he shoots the guy he says, "I'm not that good."

If you don't have it, the "Boomstick Edition" is available from Amazon's third party sellers for 39.99. It has the original theatrical release and the director's cut version along with deleted scenes.... Evidently it is now out of production. :(
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Try the "bootleg edition". i got it for christmas a few years ago. it's what you're lookin for bro:)
30 bucks at amazon new. or less than 5 used;)
i'm a HUGE ED fan;)

clicky here, screwhead

Jake
 
SilverFoxKnows said:
Zombies are mindless 2 Hit Dice monsters with Damage Reduction vs. bludgeoning weapons. Ghouls are intelligent 2 Hit Dice monsters with Paralysis and Fever attacks. Challenge Rating 1, in either case. Guess I just outed myself as a big nerd.:foot:

Frank
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Guilty as charged...
 
Bill Marsh said:
. . .
"Good Ash, bad Ash -- I'm the guy with the gun!"
-------------------Bruce Campbell in his finest role - "Army of Drakness"
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"Drak"? As in "dragon"? That Vlad was quite the guy. :eek:
 
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