What Busse accessory would you NOT want?

Walking Man

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In my late night insanity, I was looking at eBay Pez dispensers, and thought....
Wow... how... useless... and then for some reason a thought popped into my head, that I would never want a Jerry Busse Pez dispenser if they ever came out.
Nor would I want a Jerry Busse bobble-head either. :rolleyes:
HOWEVER, an Amy-O mobile scooter action figure might be cool!
Okay.... Just play along.... (no need to tell me how dumb this thread is..... I'm just trying to have a little fun, it's REALLY late, I'm REALLY tired, and my brain isn't functioning properly, or at least not as well as it usually does, if it ever does.. that is.....)
What Busse accessory would you never buy? ......
And are there any crazy Busse novelty items that you WOULD buy if it was Busse related?
Maybe a Busse forum moderator Mt. Rushmore type statue?
 
Busse key chain would be kinda lame, however a sweet matching set of Busse steak knives on the other hand......................

Oh, I have an idea, How about a freakin T-Shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rjd
 
RJD your avatar would make a good logo on a t-shirt. I just recently have a seen a bigger version of it somewhere. Im going to go hunt it down.
 
Come on now!!!

Who wouldn't want a nice dash or rear window Jerry Busse bobble-head ???

Now that would be the BLING!!

The thing I don't want is a Busse Turbo ab machine. Just doesn't fit in with bein' a HOG!
 
Now, if you REALLY want Busse bling, you could always get one of these, and program it with whichever Hoggish message you'd like:
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Accessories? Are we talking about Game Wardens here? :D
 
Busse Diapers... Not sure what sizes they'd make, but you know they'd be heavy duty as hell and hard to find!
 
OPPPPPSSSS - I thought it said which Acessory would I WANT!! Sorry - these are ones I WOULD WANT!!

The Jerry Busse HOG all purpose computer fix-it tool! As seen on the internet! :)

Or just bring back the Nuclear Ice Pick w/bottle opener!!!

Actually a "No Regrets" T-shirt would be cool. A small Busse trademark knife on the frt (like where the designers put theirs) and the "No Regrets" across the back.


I would not want the Feminist Male Equalizer Blade .......sort of looks like a skinner.......... for cutting things....................... :eek:


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I would not want a "Got INFI?" T-shirt, or a t-shirt and Hat with
INFIHOG.jpg

on them.;)
(Hey, reverse psychology works for women and children:rolleyes: )

Okay, I really wouldn't want the Busse Combat Shrinky-Dink Line of toys or the Busse Combat Tea Party (settings for 4).

But, and yes I know this is not an accessory, I want an INFI Scythe! My birthday is Halloween, and I think it may accessorize my costume this year (or by the time I'm 50 if I custom order it.:D )
 
Walking Man said:
In my late night insanity, I was looking at eBay Pez dispensers, and thought....
Wow... how... useless... and then for some reason a thought popped into my head, that I would never want a Jerry Busse Pez dispenser if they ever came out.
Nor would I want a Jerry Busse bobble-head either. :rolleyes:
HOWEVER, an Amy-O mobile scooter action figure might be cool!
Okay.... Just play along.... (no need to tell me how dumb this thread is..... I'm just trying to have a little fun, it's REALLY late, I'm REALLY tired, and my brain isn't functioning properly, or at least not as well as it usually does, if it ever does.. that is.....)
What Busse accessory would you never buy? ......
And are there any crazy Busse novelty items that you WOULD buy if it was Busse related?
Maybe a Busse forum moderator Mt. Rushmore type statue?
To be honest I would love a Jerry Busse pez-dispenser......and the Bobble head........I think I would like any Busse accessory.........the Amy-0 action figure well that's just priceless............
 
I just got done cutting my grass and was thinking of a Special limited edition Busse Lawn Mower. Self propelled with Adult beverage dispenser and leaves your yard with a "Custom Double Cut Finish". I'd be up for a Jerry Bobble Head as well and the Amy-O action figure, my 2 year old would love them. He already says "Busse?" when he see's a knife... What can I say, he's got my taste for steel.
 
And are there any crazy Busse novelty items that you WOULD buy if it was Busse related?
A set of INFI hand tools would ROCK!!

I'd also love to have spare INFI 1911, H&K and Glock slides.. :D
 
Now you can't tell me you would not like fuzzie dice with jerry's pics of his face in the squares hanging from your mirrow.............. i'm with you Schuey2002 1911, H&K, glock, INFI slides, oh mags, AR LOWER UPPER COMPLETE GUN OH SORRY, It's Schuey2002 fault for putting firearms in my head
 
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