What do you call a sleep walking nun?

How do ya get a priest ot touch a nun inappropriately?

Dress her up as a choir boy...

(OT, Inappropriate, I know. Hope not to offend, it is a joke)
 
CAUTION VERY OFFENSIVE READ AT OWN RISK ALSO I AM BUTCHERING IT VERY BADLY SO HOPEFULLY IT WILL STILL MAKE SOME SENSE

There once was a loose doctor, who liked to have flings with his patients. One day a female patient whom he hasnt seen for some time walks in with a baby places it in his hands and leaves. Not being the greatest of moral fiber, and knowing a very religious priest is coming in for an operation, the doctor hatches up a plan to get rid of the unwanted baby.

When the Priest wakes up from his operation, the doctor walks in with the baby and says,"Father, its a miracle. Those pains you were having were because you were really pregnant. Heres the baby you just gave birth to."

Being very religious, the priest is overjoyed and takes the baby and raises it as his own.

Well many years later, when the baby boy has grown into a young man, the priest decides to tell him the truth. He sets him aside for a father and son chat, to tell him about where he really came from. So he sits his son down and says,"Son, I must confess. I am not really your father. By Gods grace, I am really your mother...and the Bishop is your father."
 
Of the death from natural causes at age 94 of the man who invented the Hokey Pokey - sorry, but I didn't get to write down his name.

No problems were encountered until they tried to put his left leg into the coffin.


Lyrics for the Hokey Pokey

Put your left foot in
Your left foot out
Your left foot in
And shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey
And turn yourself around
( to second stanza )

Okay okay. So it's a sick joke. Funny once you "get it!"

Medication time I suppose. ;) ;) :p
 
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