what do you name your Kershaws?

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ok everyone. lets go through the list of names that we have for our Kershaws.

my JYDII is Butch and my Lahar is Ash.

feel free to add your knives names to this list.

I know that at least some of us do name knives, so dont be shy!
 
I saw this thread coming :D

I dont name mine, not really, The JYDII is referd to as "The Dawg"

My Needs Work, is refered to as "The Scalpel"

Other than that I think they are named pretty well to start with..Storm, Outback, Vortex, Blur, etc.

Usually I just sit around and fondle one ..mumbling My Precioussssssssssssss :o

I bet Kershawguy doesnt name any, hes got to many , lol
 
Walkindude said:
I saw this thread coming :D



Usually I just sit around and fondle one ..mumbling My Precioussssssssssssss :o

I bet Kershawguy doesnt name any, hes got to many , lol
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I Lmao when I read that precious part , thanks , I needed a good laugh. No I don't name my knives. You guys have some very serious issues, I hope Kershaw has mental evaluation coverage in their insurance, because you guys have problems ! Now if you will excuse me I have to get my babies to bed, Uh er I mean put my knives away. Later.

Dave
 
Of course I'm smiling, I'm holding a Kershaw, lol

But the voice is more of a cross between Golem, And Billy Bob Thornton's character in Slingblade.:D

This heres muh knife, ummmhuuuuuuu.........lol
 
jeez, i still haven't even settled on a name for my dong. i'll never get around to naming my Kershaws at this rate.
 
Don't name my knives (or cars or guns or .....)
Don't blame them when I cut myself either. I'm the dummy there. Still hurts tho.
I do fondle my knives tho. And flick them. And that's usually when I cut myself.
 
offsetlover said:
whats a dong? i hope you ment dawg lol
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no, i meant dong. figured it was slightly less queer sounding than "penis", and less offensive than "c***". when my wife gets home (from the strip club), i'll ask her what we should name it. :) hell, maybe i'll even get her to name some of my Kershaws.
 
BlackOpsSec said:
not with me you didn't. :)

i never take the interweb personally. :D
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i wasn't saying it as though i took it personaly. what i said was more sarcastic than anything. what i ment was "hey people are actually responding! yay!"

what can i say, most threads i start die on me pretty quick.

i thik i just jinxed myself lol
 
offsetlover - if anything, i killed it when i started talking about my dong.

oh, and ttt. don't let it die! :)
 
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