What do you put on a hurt pigs leg?

I tell it to step into the sauna, crank it up to 450 for a few hours, then put some barbecue sauce on.... Works every time.

The pig s much better then....
 
...not too sure about the leg but I had some nice ribs that came from a hurt pig last night... tasty!
 
I want my Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back, Chilli's Baby Back Ribs......LOL!!!

:eek: :D

Shaggi:p
 
Beans, celery, onion and some water to start a broth from that shank. Add a little heat, salt and peper to taste. FIx up some corn bread to go with them ham and beans too, you can't forget the corn bread. :D
 
Farmer Idaho got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he ask, "Jerry, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg?"

"Well Idaho, that's a mighty special pig! A while back a wild boar attacked me while I was walking in the woods. That pig there came a runnin', went after that boar and chased him away. Saved my life!"

"And the boar tore up his leg?"

"No he was fine after that. But a bit later we had that fire. Started in the shed up against the barn. Well, that ole pig started squealin' like he was stuck, woke us up, and 'fore we got out here, the darn thing had herded the other animals out of the barn and saved 'em all!"

"So that's when he hurt his leg, huh, Jerry?"

"No, Idaho. He was a might winded, though. When my tractor hit a rock and rolled down the hill into the pond I was knocked clean out. When I came to, that pig had dove into the pond and dragged me out 'fore I drownded. Sure did save my life."

"And that was when he hurt his leg?"

"Oh no, he was fine. Cleaned him up, too."

"OK, Jerry. So just tell me. How did he get the wooden leg?"

"Well", Jerry tells him, "$hit, when you have a Pig like THAT, you're not gonna eat all at once!"
 
A farmer bought several pigs in the hopes of raising a modest number of pigs to sell on an annual basis. After several months not one pig became pregnant. So the farmer brought the pigs to the vet to see what was wrong. After careful examination, the vet suggested artificial insemination. Not wanting to show his ignorance the farmer nodded in agreement and then took the pigs home.

The next morning, the farmer gathered all the pigs and loaded them into the truck and took them to the woods. One after the other, he took each pig behind the bushes and worked every pig. It was midday and he had gathered all the pigs and went back to the farm.

He called the vet and asked, "how will I know when the pigs are pregnant?"

"They will wallow in the mud." repied the vet.

"Thank you sir".

The next morning the farmer woke up late because of his *earlier activities* and stood at the window watching the pigs. "I'll be damned, they're just standing around" Even more determined than before he gathered the pigs and loaded them into the truck where he took them to the woods. This time he took each pig...twice! The sun had set as he finished the last one. He gathered the pigs and took them back to the farm.

The next morning, too tired to get out bed, he asked his wife to look out the window and check the pigs.

"Are they doing anything different?"

"Yup"

"Are they wallowing in the mud?"

"Nope"

"Well, what the hell are they doing?"

"They're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."
 
frodo:D :D :D

shaggi, watch it, he can tell when the cbl is gone but he can't tell if it's watered down. drink it recap it and he will never know:p
 
Two ol'boys from West Alabama (who happened to be the first two graduates of the new Univ. of Ala. agricultural school) went into the hog farming business. Their first season they had raised a pretty good herd of pigs. When it came time to take them to market, one of them wanted to take the pigs to Meridian but the other had discovered that they would bring 25 cents more per pound in Chicago. His partner tried to talk him out of going to Chicago but he was adamant. No arguments against it could dissuade him. Finally, in exasperation, the first said, "But, that's a long way to drive. Think of the time it would take." The second, looking shocked at the first's ignorance, said, "You idiot! Time don't mean nothing to no pig!"
 
Originally posted by idahoskunk

shaggi, watch it, he can tell when the cbl is gone but he can't tell if it's watered down. drink it recap it and he will never know:p [/B]
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Thanks for blowing my secret!!! How do you think I've gotten away with it for this long!!!!!:eek: :eek:

Shaggi:p
 
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