What does it take to be a HOG?

JohnTheTexican

JohnTheTexican

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Is there some magic number that qualifies one as a HOG, or is it just a matter of being seen scooping up all the Busses in sight?

Many years ago, I bought a Battle Mistress, a Badger Attack, and a Steel Heart II. I ordered them just after the Battle Mistress was introduced, and I think I waited about a year to get them. A couple months ago, I got an AK47. I'll probably get a Hell Razor in the next month or two, if there are any left by then. How many more do I need?
 
The rules state that "in order to be a real hog, one must share INFI with his hog brethren." :eek:

I'll let you in, for say, that BA... Just send it to me -- ah, what the heck, you're in Beaumont - I'll just swing by and pick it up. Then, you'll be a real Hog!

It's that simple :thumbup: :D :D :D
 
Na, a real hog has them in his little cloven hoof and has a wide eyed smile, some pig's nose scotch and a frosted over gaze in his eyes...
 
JohnTheTexican said:
Is there some magic number that qualifies one as a HOG, or is it just a matter of being seen scooping up all the Busses in sight?

Many years ago, I bought a Battle Mistress, a Badger Attack, and a Steel Heart II. I ordered them just after the Battle Mistress was introduced, and I think I waited about a year to get them. A couple months ago, I got an AK47. I'll probably get a Hell Razor in the next month or two, if there are any left by then. How many more do I need?
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What is a “HOG”

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/sh...ghlight=hogdom
 
xaman said:
The rules state that "in order to be a real hog, one must share INFI with his hog brethren." :eek:

I'll let you in, for say, that BA... Just send it to me -- ah, what the heck, you're in Beaumont - I'll just swing by and pick it up. Then, you'll be a real Hog!

It's that simple :thumbup: :D :D :D
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I may not know much about the INFI community, but I think I've learned enough to know that once acquired, one does not voluntarily part with INFI. Even an East Texas feral hog wannabe would know that.
 
I have to be redundant (again) here. What does qualify a person to be a HOG of the Busse variety? A straight answer (if it exists) would be most graciously recieved by us piglets.
 
I think you have to buy thirteen SJTAC-LEs at a time.
 
Be careful what you wish for!!

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xaman said:
The rules state that "in order to be a real hog, one must share INFI with his hog brethren." :eek:

I'll let you in, for say, that BA... Just send it to me -- ah, what the heck, you're in Beaumont - I'll just swing by and pick it up. Then, you'll be a real Hog!

It's that simple :thumbup: :D :D :D
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Required Hoggish behavior, Exhibit One.
 
You have to file the required paperwork, in triplicate, take a vow of poverty, and give away all of your current INFI (mailing addy for infi below)... and then...


















wait two weeks :D
then poof pow... your a HOG!!! :D
 
Autococker07 said:
You have to file the required paperwork, in triplicate, take a vow of poverty, and give away all of your current INFI (mailing addy for infi below)... and then...


















wait two weeks :D
then poof pow... your a HOG!!! :D
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In which case, I'll never be a hog.

They'll get my INFI only when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!! :D
 
If you Sell INFI only to buy other INFI, Burp and Fart loudly, and Smell like a festering pig sty- you might be a Hog.

I smell good though, so I guess I am not a Hog.
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You have to be able to "bring it." This skill is of the utmost importance.
 
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