What happened to Sharp Phil?

He often stays away for a while, but he always comes back eventually. :cool:

Yeah, I have always likened him to kind of a BladeForums' version of Frosty The Snowman in that regard... perhaps a bit more boisterous but well read Frosty in a self-aggrandizing way.


:p
 
That's funny. To me he's more like herpes. He may vanish for a while, but he's sure to reappear eventually and be just as annoying when he does. But hey, if he stays gone for a few years, maybe I'll start to miss him. I doubt it, but stranger things have happened.
 
Yeah, I have always likened him to kind of a BladeForums' version of Frosty The Snowman ...

But Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul.

And the children said he could laugh and play.
 
Phil will be back the next time it serves his interest. Whether he's launched a new series of videos or a new column somewhere... something he wants to promote -- well, actually, if the truth be told, someONE he wants to promote, specifically himself -- he will come here to do it in his own unique way.
 
Please bare with me here...

Is it possible for a narcissistic snowman to have an aversion to an exercise/diet regimen, yet a passion for teaching "self defense" in a highly self-promotional, antagonistic manner, and a Herpes Simplex 1 virus?



"He will be back again someday"
 
I saw one of his books at a gun show recently. I didn't pick it up, but it was something about how to fight with a gun and a sword and a flashlight simultaneously.
 
I saw one of his books at a gun show recently. I didn't pick it up, but it was something about how to fight with a gun and a sword and a flashlight simultaneously, while eating a double cheeseburger and putting on his eye-liner and lipstick.
There...I completed your quote.:D.:D.
 
You insensitive louts. Leave Phil alone. :grumpy: :p

Somewhere, out there, Chris Crocker has tears & mascara running down his face, and is screaming at us to "Leave Phil Alone! Hasn't he been through enough?"

~Chris
 
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