What happens when the wife gets that mystery box before you do

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Heres what happened when the wife was at home when that little something came in the mail.......I wasnt at home, she was........anyone know a good plastic surgeon???:( :o :barf:

A warning to all INFI addicts, at least try to be at home when theres that specail package coming, or at least have it taped with the "it cuts only with INFI" tape so she wont be able to get in there.

Um, anyone in the market for a lightly used liver and spleen?? They fell out.....Dont ask....:p Also I need a good quality pair of loooooong neck pliers, the ol peanuts are up in the trachial area, need to pull em down where they belong:confused:
 
You already have the perfect excuse, "Honey I am simply making sheaths for these knives for someone else" This does not make it a lie, because now you can sell the those sheaths to someone else, and keep the knives as simply a "template" for future work. Since you are not buying "knives" just templates that should help diffuse the situation (until you find a good P.o. BoX ;) ) Good luck:D
 
Originally posted by Danbo
Your Wife sure has some strong looking arms! :)
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Heh heh, looks?? :eek:

Hmmm, PO Box?!?! Now you've got something there! I thought it was good for more than that por.........Trade books!:o ;)
 
Well, presumably, you have a good collection of knives and she has no clue as to how many. So what you say, is you got it in trade. You sent this guy some knives and you got those in trade. Works for me.;)
 
Uh Cobalt, you know this is a public forum eh??:D ;) I did find out that the wife does read over my shoulder occasionally......:eek: :confused: Good thing she has a great sense of humor!:footinmou
 
Feh, that's not so bad. That's foreplay around this house... :eek: :D
 
When you're retired and the wife is still working, she doesn't get the boxes before you do.
 
Originally posted by MikeH
When you're retired and the wife is still working, she doesn't get the boxes before you do.
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AMEN!!:D :D

Except sometimes when she comes home for lunch unannounced :eek:
 
Man, I was just checking in on this thread and found that someone posted under my name. I never even read this before today. I am being framed. Honey, I would never lie to you, you know me better than that. I love you and happy birthday. :)

As for the one who posted under mine. Wait till I get a hold of you :mad:

Hey by the way shouldn't there be like a men only thread. Just an idea that's all:)
 
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