what if you were stuck on an island...?

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bzzhewt

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I'm sure this has been asked as many times as anything else, but i'm bored...
what if you were going to be dropped on an island with any three items of your choosing. What would you pick? Yeah, i know there are variables, like what kind of island, temerate zone, how long, and stuff, but make up your own scenario.

My answers right off the top of my head for the typical tropics scenario might be:
1. swamp rat camp tramp
2. pot (not the green kind)
3. dual grit diamond benchstone
 
Magical powers to conjure up whatever I needed

The Burger King enormous breakfast sandwich if I ever needed to kill myself

a computer so I can post on Bladeforums :D
 
2 gorgeous Bisexual women, a Busse battlemistress, and a King sized bed :cool:
 
1. A power boat.

2. Enough fuel to get back to the mainland.

3. $400 million to spend when I got there.
 
For real:

Ranger Knives RD9
Waterproof matches
20x20 blue tarp

For fun:

Case of Bushmills
Horny blond
Horny brunette
 
nenofury said:
For real:

Ranger Knives RD9
Waterproof matches
20x20 blue tarp

For fun:

Case of Bushmills
Horny blond
Horny brunette
Click to expand...

I would like to change mine to three horny redheads!
 
But Tom Hanks did just fine with:

1.- Volleyball.
2.- Pair of ladies ice skates.
3.- Closed FedEx box.

Luis
 
Dave Beck Tracker (WSK)

YES a good pot

something easier to start fires with than two sticks...
 
1. A HOT blonde 22 year-old slut.
2. A Subway sandwich.

3. And a helicopter, so I can get myself out of there AFTER I've tired of the HOT blonde slut, and eaten my sandwich.:D.:D..
 
$900,000,000,000 in small change and another billion in a swiss bank account
fuel :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
harrier jump jet...in case i get bored :cool: :cool: :cool:
 
Givens:
I'm a smoker, so I carry a fire source.
An abundant and wide amount of flora and fauna.
My training as a soldier.
The knives and Streamlight I have as EDC.

1. A crate of CR123 for my LED taclight.
2. A shitload of pot.
3. A pot to cook with after I get the munchies.

The hot 18 year old redhead that is also on this island after reading this thread but choosing not to post will smell the herb that I will no doubt be smoking large amounts of and she will want to screw like stoned test bunnies. I think I could survive like that.

PS: My EDC right now is a Spyderfly and the smallest CRKT First Strike.
 
(Assuming I carry a diafold sharpener in the sheath :D) Busse BM, a flint/lighter, and a large pot (cooking/water collection).

Unless the island doesn't really have food and it's the dry season (no water), in which case I'll take a blanket, a redhead, and an industrial size tank of rufee coolatta :cool:

_z
 
1. CRK Green Beret (sharpener included)
2. Magnesium fire starting device
3. An MP3 player with a full selection of John Coltrane and Miles Davis.
 
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