What if: You're sent into the woods to find a fugitive?

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richardm99

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I generally love SOG but does anyone else cringe at their emails? Its like they really are aiming their kit at 14 year olds..

From the email:

"It's the team dialogue we have as we assess and eliminate threat potential. It prepares us better for battle - with criminals, a blaze, enemies or our own hunger. WHAT IF means every scenario is fair game. Every question should be asked. But regardless of the situation, when it comes to good equipment and the confidence it brings, the choice is always clear: CARRY SOG.

Could you locate the clues to bring him back? See the pro trackers in action by watching our video. Then prove your skills by taking our tracker test and earning the badge."

You then proceed to answer a short comedy quiz...sigh
 
"Old dogs" are already a lost cause.
Too way ahead of the curve with far too many opinions.
So it makes perfect sense to groom the next generation.
As it always pays to start 'em off young...
These cleverly worded
Promise of adventure high-adrenaline text
Are in effect a specificaly targeted audience
"time release" media injection.
And are a boost towards future growth projections
Sneeky psy-ops but so totally in-line
With the brand's special black-ops credence, huh? :-)
But let's no waste any more time
As we're off to high adventure!
 
Ya know, I heard something about them mailing you a path or something in the mail if you do the quiz. It sounded kind of far fetched though haha
 
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