Jerry Busse
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Introducing the ultimate trail knife, the MOAT . . . and its perfect companion piece, the EMT !!!
Your friends and family ask about the MOAT, "Why would anybody need a knife that big?"
You reply, "It's only a little bit longer than a MOAB, and just as thick!!!
Imagine that you and your friends and family find yourselves stuck in the middle of a giant redwood forest. . . Everyone feels trapped! . . . Your mind races!. . . You are surrounded by the largest trees you've ever seen! . . . You are told that the only way to escape is to make a landing strip wide enough for a 747 to land on! What is the proper tool for the job? You need something very aggressive! Then you remember the Danny The Bull leather sheath that carries your Busse Custom Shop Mother Of All Trails (MOAT)! You unleash the Beast and it automatically goes about cutting your much-needed landing strip. While you sit there in comfort, using the Every Mean Trail (EMT) to slice your survival bacon, your MOAT does the job for you! In very little time, your rescue jet lands and flies you and your group to safety!!!
Hmmm, that was much easier than you thought it was going to be!!!!!!!!!!!!
From here on out, your friends and family will NEVER question you again about your choices in bladeware!
The MOAT and EMT are coming soon! So, stay tuned!
Let's Drink!
Jerry
Your friends and family ask about the MOAT, "Why would anybody need a knife that big?"
You reply, "It's only a little bit longer than a MOAB, and just as thick!!!
Imagine that you and your friends and family find yourselves stuck in the middle of a giant redwood forest. . . Everyone feels trapped! . . . Your mind races!. . . You are surrounded by the largest trees you've ever seen! . . . You are told that the only way to escape is to make a landing strip wide enough for a 747 to land on! What is the proper tool for the job? You need something very aggressive! Then you remember the Danny The Bull leather sheath that carries your Busse Custom Shop Mother Of All Trails (MOAT)! You unleash the Beast and it automatically goes about cutting your much-needed landing strip. While you sit there in comfort, using the Every Mean Trail (EMT) to slice your survival bacon, your MOAT does the job for you! In very little time, your rescue jet lands and flies you and your group to safety!!!
Hmmm, that was much easier than you thought it was going to be!!!!!!!!!!!!
From here on out, your friends and family will NEVER question you again about your choices in bladeware!
The MOAT and EMT are coming soon! So, stay tuned!
Let's Drink!
Jerry
Like 30 or so.
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