What is the silliest (fake) knife name?

Stiletto Raggio · Jul 29, 2000

What kind of names that have been used in past threads are incredibly silly and fun?

I was inspired by Comrade Chang's various contributions, such as the Changbenza and the Mad Chang Pygmy AJAK. HAHA!!!

Someone also mentioned that a survival knife was not a Rambotron something or other.

I don't really care what you put in this post, just as long as the names are funny. (you might want to describe the knife you are naming).

Paracelsus · Jul 29, 2000

This is not entirely my creation, as I stole 'Rambotron' and 'Deathmonger' from James Mattis, but recently I have been talking about a 13 inch Rambotron Ninjamatic Deathmonger. It's a great knife for fighting with Demons and Windmills.

Paracelsus

RDaneel · Jul 29, 2000

Deathmaster 2000.
Super-Duper Besttool.
Happy Funtime Folding Knife (aka HFFK).

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Strider · Jul 30, 2000

UC comes up with some nifty names for their fantasy knives.So nifty that I can't even think of one at the moment.
Bob

e_utopia · Jul 29, 2000

Fantastic Underwater Cardboard Knife (Chang, any interest in making diving knives?

)

Super-Heavy Impact Tool (okay, that's probably some sort of baton, not knife)

Menacing Offensive Turbo Hair-scraping Extra Rusty - Flaming Undead Cut-em-up Knife

--JB

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Chang · Jul 29, 2000

JB, I can make you a special diving knife if you want. Custom made to your specifications with my signature. Also will be water resistant.

What do ya say? $6, shipping included, with a PVC material sheath.

Fantastic Underwater Cardboard Knife! I like it!

Chang · Jul 29, 2000

Oh yah, shameless plug. I got a spare prototype Pygmy AJAK (Asian Janitorial Assault Knife) for sale. Comes with PVC covered CL2 sheath. Blade material is CL1 (type 1 cellulose lignin alloy). Autographed, serial numbered #1/1 for the prototype set (only one made!). Shipping included. $6.

Cash or postal money order only.

E-mail me at charlie_cheeto@hotmail.com until Sunday, because my normal e-mail comes back up on Sunday. On this Sunday or after, e-mail me at my normal address.

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Chang and the Rebels of the East!
Southern Taiwan Will Rise Again!

Stiletto Raggio · Jul 29, 2000

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bfm · Jul 29, 2000

Jumbo Escape & Rescue Knife
Asymetrically ground Survival Sword
Pukko Utility Tool model Zero
Fairbaine-Appelgate Rescue Tool

Easyrider · Jul 30, 2000

How about the SEALS approved Slice-o-matic Jungle Mangler. Millennium Edition of course.

James Mattis · Jul 30, 2000

The classic excess-testesterone knife is the "Nine Inch Double-Barbed Rambotron Ninja Deathmonger."

I did not originate that name. I saw it pass by in a thread in the rec.knives news group, and have made it part of my vocabulary since.

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Crayola · Jul 30, 2000

"Surgical Stainless Steel" does it for me every time!!!! Or perhaps the Practical Tactical Slash n' Smash Cutttin' n' Struttin surgical stainless steel never needs sharpening all purpose tanto/utility hunter/fighter. Gotta get me one of those!

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Simon Yu · Jul 30, 2000

Mega razor of street scum evesceration and ninja death. Okay, I don't remember exactly what I used before razor, but the rest of it sounds right.

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"I look at it this way. If things get much worse I'll be too dead to care."

Chang · Jul 30, 2000

Mad Chang Asian Janitorial Assault Knife (sometimes called the Asian Janitorial Apparatus Knife after my former post signature "Chang the Asian Janitorial Apparatus")

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Chang and the Rebels of the East!
Southern Taiwan Will Rise Again!

e_utopia · Jul 31, 2000

Thought of a new one:

Mega Ultimate Tearing He11-spawn Attacker - Fantastic Ultimate Knife Accessory Holder

--JB

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Kalindras · Jul 31, 2000

Hey, Chang,

How 'bout an addition to the line?

You could call it the Wang Chang Thang!!!!
(for those 80's music knuts)

or the Chang Banger!!
(it could be targeted to the inner city youth market)

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horizonod · Jul 31, 2000

The Amazing new invisible slicendiceomatic. It cuts like it's not even there. Only $29.95 2 for $44.95

Chang · Jul 31, 2000

Kalindras, those are my nicknames.

I'm serious, my friends call me the Chang Banger and stuff like that.

If you are interested, I can custom make something for you. But it won't be cheap... probably about $6! Depending on size. Shipping is always included.

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Chang and the Rebels of the East!
Southern Taiwan Will Rise Again!

Raver · Jul 31, 2000

Originally posted by Stiletto Raggio:
Add form Bud K Catalog

Ultra slash-o-choppamatic surgical steel samurai dragon dismeberer with mega-duplex titanium super lock and Navy SEAL coated tactical lion urine blade finish. With ultra- automatic Commie stormtrooper bayonet attachment and signal mirror built into the high impact farbon ciber parachute cordite assault handles.

Only $6.95!!! This is the REAL thing!!!

REALLY!!!

I saw some of those on QVC (shopping channel), only they were $19.95 for 100 knives, and they make great gifts! And they'll throw in a 36" fantasy bowie knife for FREE!