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Yep, the Krylon paints developed for plastic furniture would probably work. If you want to spend more, you can use Duracoat's line of spray on finishes. They work very well on plastic and metals but will need to cure before use.
With that said, nothing you use as a coating will last forever. It will rub and scratch off during use and getting banged around.