What knife is best for removing clothes?

[Lavan]

Is there one that works so well that all you have to do is show it and people begin removing their clothes? Where do you order one?

Another post made me think of this goofy topic.

 

[Steven Roos]

If this won't make women swoon, I don't know what would!

 

[Medic1210]

You aren't referring to my comment in "What do you use your EDC for" are you?

Mike

 

[newknifeguy]

Basically any knife you hand to a woman with a diamond ring tied to the lanyard.

 

[glockman99]

Originally posted by Lavan
Is there one that works so well that all you have to do is show it and people begin removing their clothes?...

Folder...Cold Steel Vaquero Grande.
Fixed....Ontario/Bagwell Hell's Belle.

 

[jjcoolay]

Is this withthreats or without?

 

[Mark_E_Wallace]

Originally posted by Steven Roos
If this won't make women swoon, I don't know what would!

Well, that very well could be. What could be more powerful than a sword for wooing the women? Hmmm...

Wait...the penis mightier than the sword, isn't it?

(Oh, please please please don't kick me off...I'm just funnin').

Regards,

Mark

 

[Steven Roos]

Originally posted by Mark_E_Wallace
Well, that very well could be. What could be more powerful than a sword for wooing the women? Hmmm...
Wait...the penis mightier than the sword, isn't it?
(Oh, please please please don't kick me off...I'm just funnin').

The maker of the sword said that if a woman touches the blade of a man's sword, she is inviting him to "an evening of pleasure" (his words, not mine)!

 

[kith]

Originally posted by Steven Roos
The maker of the sword said that if a woman touches the blade of a man's sword, she is inviting him to "an evening of pleasure" (his words, not mine)!

heck! i desperatly need a sword!!!

 

[rev_jch]

that does'nt sound legal !!!

 

[NGK-Webmaster]

Im with JJ is this with or without threats? I mean a dull kitchen knife held in the right threatning manner would geet most womens clothes off but uh thats illegal and immoral atleast where I live anyway.

 

[calyth]

No knife is the best for removing clothes; your brain is the best weapon you got for that kind of purpos

 

[maximus otter]

Use what we in Britain call "Peckham Foreplay":

"Quiet, bitch, I've got a knife."

maximus otter

 

[Dr van Nostrom]

LOL Maximus Otter

or an old Yorkshire chat up line "Get yer coat love, you've been pulled"

 

[not2sharp]

That depends on whether she has a gun pointed at your pointy head...

 

[Burchtree]

BM Rescue Hook -- one swipe down the front and she's fancy-free with nary a scratch.

 

[Rick Baum]

Originally posted by newknifeguy
Basically any knife you hand to a woman with a diamond ring tied to the lanyard.

Just don't give to Loraina Bobbit! If you do... MAKE IT A DULL ONE!!!


Rick

 

[jjcoolay]

Actually it would be safer to give bobitt a sharp one. That way if she cuts you with it, the cut will be clean and you can get it re-attached, be famous and make a few porn movies. With a dull knife, there is nothing that can be done to save you.

 

[Gollnick]

As I recall, James Bond once used a scalpel.

But, then again, he also once used a watch with a built-in high-power electromagnet... "powerful enough to deflect the course of bullet... at long range, of course... or so Q tells me."